A list of puns related to "Macrocystis pyrifera"
Ok so I've been using the gentle face wash from be natural organics (not sure if they're indie) for years but the company has changed their whole line and it's gone now... I'd love to find an indie, but will accept any recommendations because I'm desperate!
Ingredients were just Aqua (water), saponified oil of olea europaea (olive),rosa rubiginosa (rose hip) seed oil, and macrocystis pyrifera (sea kelp) extract. I have sensitive skin with a bit of mild rosacea. I really liked this cleanser because it was so gentle, foamed a bit, and I felt safe using it on my face and any other sensitive areas. Originally I had just a normal liquid cleanser, then they switched to a foaming presentation, which was fine but I preferred regular.
Any ideas? What's your fave? As few ingredients as natural as possible. Thanks for reading!
Ingredients for thinkbaby: Water, caprylic/capric triglyceride, polyglyceryl-4 stearate (and) cetyl dimethicone (and) hexyl laurate, glycerin, hydrogenated methyl abietate, cetyl dimethicone, magnesium sulfate, caprylhydroxamic acid (and) glyceryl caprylate (and) glycerin, hydrogenated castor oil, sorbitan sesquioleate, carica papaya (papaya) fruit extract, helianthus annuus (sunflower) oil, simmondsia chineses (jojoba) seed oil, tocopherol, olea europaea (olive) fruit oil, hyaluronic acid.
Ingredients for coppertone:Water, C12-15 alkyl benzoate, isopropyl palmitate, butyloctyl salicylate, ethylhexyl isononanoate, cetyl PEG/PPG-10/1 dimethicone, propylene glycol, cyclopentasiloxane, bis-octyldodecyl dimer dilinoleate/propanediol copolymer, dimethicone, ethylhexyl methoxycrylene, polyester-27, tea (camellia sinensis) leaf extract*, giant kelp (macrocystis pyrifera) extract*, sacred lotus (nelumbo nucifera) extract*, triethoxycaprylylsilane, beeswax, hydroxyacetophenone, PEG-12 dimethicone crosspolymer, tocopherol, 1,2-hexanediol, caprylyl glycol, sodium chloride.
Has anyone tried one or both of these sunscreens. I'm torn between these two, the thinkbaby one seems to have fragrance based on reviews and the coppertone one has isopropyl palmitate which is highly comedogenic. I'm prone to redness and breakouts, and these are the only ones that come within my budget. Reviews are welcome.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Hi again, I have some improvement (less breakage, more healthy in general) since my last post here. I tried co-wash using the following products, only the Nature's Gate give me softer hair. My hair type: asian straight (1A), low porosity, thin in diameter.
Looking at the ingredient list below, does my hair not like shea butter and coconut oil? I really hate that Shea Moisture's products leave my hair quite stiff and lump together after conditioning.
Should I *still* try other Shea Moisture products designed for type 1A (african black soap clarifying conditioner, african black soap bamboo charcoal deep balancing conditioner, 100% virgin coconut oil daily hydration conditioner, cannabis & ginseng lush length conditioner, african water mint & ginger detox & refresh hair & scalp conditioner)?
What do you think I can try to improve the look of my hair? Do I need protein to make it looks even more healthy and shine?
Thanks for your help!
Edit: looking at the replies below it seems that porosity > hair type when it comes to selecting the right products (ingredients), no?
Nature's Gate, Conditioner, Aloe Vera & Macadamia Oil, For Dry Hair/Sensitive Scalp, 18 fl oz (532 ml)
Water, stearyl alcohol, glycerin, cetyl alcohol, caprylic/capric triglyceride, benzyl alcohol, stearalkonium chloride, panthenol, sclerotium gum, hydrolyzed quinoa, simmondsia chinensis (jojoba) seed oil, borago officinalis (borage) seed oil, macadamia ternifolia (macadamia) seed oil, tocopherol, ascorbic acid, aloe barbadensis leaf juice, chamomilla recutita (matricaria) flower extract, persea gratissima (avocado) fruit extract, viola tricolor (pansy) extract, sesamum indicum (sesame) seed oil, ascorbyl palmitate, potassium sorbate, sodium hydroxide, citric acid, fragrance*.
Conclusion: softer hair!
JAMAICAN BLACK CASTOR OIL STRENGTHEN & RESTORE LEAVE-IN CONDITIONER
Water, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Stearyl Alcohol, Cetyl Alcohol, Behentrimonium Chloride, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter*ΒΒͺΒ΄, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Dicaprylyl Ether, Panthenol, Hydrolyzed Rice Protein, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Hydrolyzed Keratin, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Adansonia Digitata (Baobab) Seed Oil, Glycerin (Vegetable), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Macadamia Ternifolia Seed Oil, Mauritia Flexuosa Fruit (Buriti) Oil, V
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
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