Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One two three”, the other “Un deux trois”. Which cat won?
“One two three” because “Un deux trois cat sank”.
What has 3 letters and starts with gas?
A car
My husband just called me pretentious.
I was so surprised my monocle fell out.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
It was a brief case.
