My girl left me because she found out I was the lunatic brother of Ed

Sheeran away

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Only a lunatic would wear a wolf fur jacket

Seriously, who else would werewolf?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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If you are an outrageous lunatic, a mental institute is where you should get in! Oops, meant to say cret in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/losmi443214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?

GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE

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A lunatic, a maniac and a serial killer have moved into our neighborhood.

We have changed the name of the street to Psycho Path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Son: "Did you hear about those lunatics? They've been troubling humans and the animals alike!"

Dad: "Really?! Last time I checked there were no ticks on the moon."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skaa0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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It's the Year of the Moon

Hindsight is 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?

They would’ve been lunatics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReineDeTaBite
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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What do you call a person really crazy about the moon

A lunatic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asian_despot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.

Damn lunatics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parandexical
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I'm finding that as I get older, I am becoming more and more resistant to change. It makes me uncomfortable, and I try to avoid it whenever possible.

I mean, dollar bills are so much easier to carry around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uptwolait
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2014
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What do you call a tick that lives on the moon?

A lunatic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyerCrusher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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So, I’m sort of obsessed with the moon

I guess you could say I’m a lunatic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarveliteFreak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Scientists have discovered a crazed 8 legged being living on the moon.

They say it's a lunatic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chilli-byte-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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What did the snail say while riding on a tortoise?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(Bonus dad points the longer you draw it out with your arms in the air and/or in a public place)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DylansDad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2016
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[MOD POST] Hunting for an additional moderator. Read and apply within.

EDIT: I am now closing applications and will make a decision in the next day or so. Thank you to everybody who applied - the general enthusiasm and support is wonderful to see.

( as this is a self post, I receive no karma - however I would appreciate it if you upvoted purely for visibility <3 )

Hey everybody,

The /r/dadjokes community is now over 85,000 subscribers strong. That's pretty great. Pretty super great.

Thus far, over the entire existence of this sub, I have been the only mod. Quietly watching, taking your feedback, removing a post here, approving another there - doing my best not to interfere too much. I'm going to be honest, it hasn't been that hard.

You lot are generally a pretty nice bunch, give or take a few of the more vocal lunatics. There isn't usually a lot of work to be done, or issues that need resolving.

That said, I'm not awake all the time. I can't lurk on Reddit all the time. I don't have all-seeing eyes.

So it's about time I gave another pair of eyes moderator status and entrusted those eyes with a duty of care.

Let's get down to the chase; here's what I'm looking for in an additional mod:

  • You live in a very different timezone to Syd, AU - GMT+10
  • You have a good sense of humour
  • You're not in this purely to grow your 'net rep
  • You're interested in being fair, and maintaining fairness
  • You maintain civility in yourself and your responses at all times
  • You have a bit of time every day to go through reports, spam, and post comments
  • You understand that your moderatorship will initially be a trial, and can be revoked at any time if you aren't being magical and rad
  • Some general CSS/subreddit formatting knowledge wouldn't go astray, but is not required

Here's what I am not looking for:

  • Strong, cemented opinions about what constitutes a dad joke and what doesn't - everybody's dad and humour is different
  • An overzealous post remover - I am not looking for an enforcer, the title moderator implies moderation
  • A(nother) dictator - it is my preference that this subreddit be gently guided, and not forcibly ruled, we let the community find itself and we listen to what they say

If you wish to apply for the title and duty of being a moderator to /r/dadjokes, simply state your case (why you should be selected, what benefits or experience you bring, etc) in a comment reply to this thread. I will then get in touch with the most worthy seeming applicants. Upvotes and downvites will not be taken int

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tali3sin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2013
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What do you get when you cross a blood sucking arachnid with a moon worshiping cult?

A lunatic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MicroMatrixx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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I hate astronauts.

They're such moonatics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smithereens1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2014
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My Grandad dropped this one at dinner...

An Official is inspecting a lunatic asylum to find one inmate to be released for the Asylum's anniversary, after several hours of visiting the numerous wards he enters one where he finds a man sitting on his bed carving a wooden block. He approaches the man and asks him what he was carving, the man on the bed replies that he carves wooden clothes pegs, and that each day he makes around 5. "Well that certainly is impressive" the inspector tells the man, "I think I shall recommend you to the warden for release." The inspector then notices a man hanging from the ceiling, "What is he doing up there?" he again questions the man on the bed. "Oh, he thinks he's a light bulb!" The man on the bed replies, "Well, shouldn't we get him down?" the Inspector asks, shocked, "Don't be daft!", remarks the Man on the bed, "I can't work in the dark!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperCraften
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2013
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

There’s great food, but no atmosphere.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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