Luger Puns

A list of puns related to "Luger"

Even if you win a Luge event, you're still a Luger.
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👤︎ u/drunk98
📅︎ Feb 12 2018
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Any of you lugers watching the Winter Olympics?
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👤︎ u/Gobbob
📅︎ Feb 10 2018
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Did you hear about this winter Olympic's sled rider with gigantism?

He's this season's biggest luger

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👤︎ u/prince_ossin
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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I used to ride a light toboggan for one or two people professionally...

But then I overheard people calling my a luger behind my back so gave it up. I'm a veteran of luging.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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My boyfriend dropped this while watching the Sochi Games.

"You win some, you Luge some".

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👤︎ u/isupposeyouthink
📅︎ Feb 10 2014
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Watching the Olympics with my dad.

"Look at these guys on their little sleds! What a bunch of lugers."

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👤︎ u/Keilbasa
📅︎ Feb 12 2014
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Dad joked my girlfriend during the Olympics

After watching the luge event where Erin Hamlin won bronze for America

Host: it was a big night for luger Erin Hamlin winning the first medal ever for America

Me: that's not nice calling her a luger for coming in 3rd place

Girlfriend: facepalm

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👤︎ u/brancky3
📅︎ Feb 11 2014
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Olympic dad-joking

I told my dad I want to try out lugging.

he replied, "I've been calling you a luger for years."

Thanks, Dad.

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👤︎ u/FlirtySingleSupport
📅︎ Feb 08 2014
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My dad on Olympic Luge...

"Even if you win...you're still a luger"

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👤︎ u/MSW_21
📅︎ Feb 15 2014
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