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︎ Apr 03 2021
Fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I once made love to a girl in an apple orchard...
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︎ Mar 22 2021
I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, βWill you still love me when Iβm old, fat, and balding?β She smiled and answered...
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I fell in love with my neighbor across the street.
It didn't work out. It was a lawn distance relationship.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I fell in love with a cardiologist
She knows what my heart needs.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
I love GOLD , but *A* is silent in it!#chem punsΖͺ(Λβ£Λ)Κβ(β
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
In love with Carbon
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Iβve got a friend that fell in love with two school bags
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︎ Feb 18 2021
DEECH and DEE were in love
DEECHβs last name was ICKEN and though DEE loved him dearly when they got married, she didnβt want to take his last name. So she decided to keep her own, which was YEG
So hereβs the question: On their wedding night when they made love, who do you think came first
DEECH ICKEN OR DEE YEG?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Falling in love I beautiful
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︎ Sep 29 2020
2 female beans are in love.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Two antennas met on a roof and fell in love
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What animals love to live in a sewer?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
She fell in love with an archeologist
Her future in now in ruins
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︎ Nov 20 2020
In France, They donβt say βI love youβ
Because they donβt speak english there.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
My sister fell in love with a welder.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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︎ Oct 07 2020
She fell in love with a gardener
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?
Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What did Jesus love to do in his spare time?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
There is one place in this world where you can truly love yourself.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
She fell in love with a spirit
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I fell in love with my cardiac surgeon
He was pulling at my heart strings
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︎ Nov 08 2020
She fell in love with a crane operator
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︎ Nov 20 2020
In the store I saw some brightly coloured greeting cards that said, "I will always love only you "
They sold them in packs of 12.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Appreciation: I love this sub's jokes, but we all know the real dad jokes are the ones in the comments
I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.
Keep it up you silly gooses!
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Did you hear about the two houses that fell in love with each other?
It was a lawn-distance relationship
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.
It would be my Fanta sea.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Some people say its crazy for a frog to be in love with a pig...
...but it just requires a bit of kermitment
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︎ Aug 21 2020
What do you call the love between two people that never engage in sexual activity and love eating a lot?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
The people from Stockholm in Sweden must really love it there
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︎ Feb 19 2020
I'm in love with soccer balls.
I get a real kick out of them.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
My dad once tried making coffee. When he tasted it he said "ahh, like making love in a canoe."
I asked if it was that good, his smile faded and he looked me dead in the eye as he said no, its fucking close to water. He poured it down the drain without losing focus and walked out of the kitchen
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︎ Feb 22 2019
What do you call a person who loves both himself and waffles more than anything else in the world?
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︎ Aug 03 2020
A woman told me she was in love with 14 soldiers and didn't know what to do.
I told her not to worry - it was clearly just a platoonic relationship.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
I fell in love with a broom recently.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Valentines Day 2020 - "There's love in the air"
me: well no, its got nitrogen, oxygen and a spot of COVID
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︎ Aug 22 2020
A famous rapper fell in love with a chef...
Will she marry Nate Dogg?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
How do you know when youβre in love with a robot?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I'm secretly in love with a melon, but I ended it because I know everyone will find out
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︎ Aug 04 2020
It's easy to fall in love with Anne Hathaway
She just hathaway about her
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︎ Aug 04 2020
I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.
It would be my Fanta sea.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
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