Lobby (room) Puns

He walks up to the front desk and says, “Sorry, I forgot what room I’m in, can you help me?”

The receptionist replies, “No problem, sir. This is the lobby.”

Clerk responds, "No problem, sir. This room is called 'The Lobby'"

"A room for two knights please!"

During the consultation on Saturday, my nervous wife accompanied me to learn more about the procedure. She got me pretty good when she said it was an "eye-opening experience."

Rest assured I didn't leave her the last word. After the procedure yesterday, I exited the operating room to find her waiting in a crowded lobby. She looked up at me, and I got her back with "Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes."

Front Desk Guy: "Would you like to bill that to your room?"

Me: "Yes please"

FDG: "What room are you in?"

Me: "I'm in the lobby."

Eating dinner with my family who was visiting, afterword we were all going back to my Apartment since I live in the area. When we were getting ready to leave the restaurant my Grandma asked if could we stop by the Hotel first so she could go up to room as use the bathroom. My Mom chimed in with "you could just the restroom in the lobby" to which I replied "In front of all those people!". My Grandma and Dad didn't get it but my Mom laughed.