Whenever we pass a sign for the city of Livermore...

My dad looks at me and says, "I wonder what happened to Liverless!"

He does this kind of joke for everything though. Crossing the Dumbarton Bridge he'll say, "Damn, the Smartbarton Bridge is always faster!"

Or at the dinner table, if we were eating out of bowls...he would look at me and say "Hey check it out..." then he would slide his bowl back and forth and say "I'm having a bowl movement at the dinner table!"

I love him.

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