A list of puns related to "Little people"
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I said, “Actually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.”
It wasn’t such a tall order
The father replied “because it’s a non-prophet organization.”
They're fairyfocals.
They have a totally different gnomenclature.
I didn’t, she just likes putting words in my mouth.
I guess they're a small percent of the population here
Which we all know is Bob Ross speak for mistake.
I guess you could say he was a bit small minded.
How could anyone stoop so low?
Just read it again.
The secret reward is called Waist of Time.
Well played, Blizzard, well played.
Rice-ist
Elfish Presley.
Actually my wife told that joke, but I am a dad so I am telling it to you.
We were having a conversation about adoption and she mentions the Little People show on TLC and how they adopted other 'little' children.
Wife: I wonder how long that specific waiting list is?
Me: probably pretty short...
Groan
I said, "The process is the same. They just have tiny clothes"
Me: Actually it’s the same, except for tinier clothes.
Actually it’s the same, but with tinier shirts.
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