Took a girl named Amy on a date to Dave & Buster's...

(Dave and Buster's is an arcade)

She absolutely beat me at any shooting game we played, as well as basketball. Afterwards I told her, "I figured out why you beat me at basketball and those shooting games. I have terrible aim, but you're a little more Amy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mossybeard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2016
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The homeless got to eat.

My little sister is stroking the dog (huge bull-mastiff) and comments on how warm he is. "I wouldn't mind being homeless if I had Buster" she says.

To which my dad replies "yeah, you wouldn't go hungry for weeks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catshit_smoothie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2016
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