I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Made pancakes yesterday and the whole house smelled like lavender

Used the wrong flower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatdutchguyps
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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International House of Pancakes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargolito
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2016
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It's an Archie Bunker! I built a replica of the All in the Family house INSIDE a giant basement in the Sims 4. reddit.com/gallery/mv4w82
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πŸ‘€︎ u/K80Bot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly

Because communication is key

Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chizhi1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.

Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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A burglar broke into my house and I pushed my bookcase on top of him.

It was shelf defense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylejay915
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Bob Dylan didn't seem surprised when a boulder fell off a mountain on top of his house.

He calmly said it was just like a rolling stone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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What kind of house can you pick up?

A lighthouse

From my 7 year old.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?

Washington DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowslapperz
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Having been stuck at home for quarantine, my wife started having this recurring nightmare that our house is made of celery.

Doctors are calling it Stalk Home syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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On which side of the earth should you build a house?

On the outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...

Solid, liquid and gas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brundonius
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I'm never going to the pancake house again

That place gives me the crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neeltheindividual
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Some Italians were throwing small lumps of dough composed of potatoes at my house

I guess they were Gnocching on my door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justforgotten
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What kind of slippers does Aquaman wear around the house?

Water Moccasins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Jay Leno went to Morgan Freeman’s house and had a lot of drinks. Leno suddenly started to urinate on Freeman’s carpet. Freeman was furious and ran after him as he kept on urinating. The banker next door saw the whole thing and decided to start a bank...

Kids, that is the true story of how Jay-pee-Morgan-chase was named

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damilalam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I’m having a hell of a time getting this yoga instructor to leave my house.

Every time I ask her to leave she just says β€œnamaste.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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What type of toilet paper does the math house have?

Multiply

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeGuyGaming
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.

They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-kant_even
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What do you call a small insect that bites Muslims in their house of worship?

A mosque-ito

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I'm sick and tired of people coming into my house, trying to sell me books, and then just marching out and leaving the door wide open.

Were these people born in a Barnes and Noble or something?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatProtomolecule
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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There was a mushroom on the first floor of my house.

Morel of the storey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hanya_124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I was experimenting with the power grid of my house

The results were shocking

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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The benefits of beer listed in bullet pints:

🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.

🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.

🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.

🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.

🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.

🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.

🍺 Beer may help improve memory.

🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Auntie went up ladder into high part of house. High part of house not so strong. High part of house have dangerous things. I worry about Auntie. She up there long time. Later Auntie come down ladder, safe. Whole event was..

Auntie climb attic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I've just made a list of the top 10 dad jokes I know. The first 9 are alright but the last one is absoutely briliant.
  1. alright
  2. alright
  3. alright
  4. alright
  5. alright
  6. alright
  7. alright
  8. alright
  9. alright
  10. absoutely briliant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skycam3014
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I'm thinking about covering the outside of my house in unhatched chickens

My wife says it will look too boring, but I think it will be egg siding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/degggendorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.

Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.

Edit: You folks are way too generous. Thanks a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Pop quiz: Who is the Speaker of the House?

Alexa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okisee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyrizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What is a thief’s house made out of?

Steal.

Courtesy of my daughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigbrad682
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What do you call a scandal concerning a rich engineer where the list of accusations only gets longer and longer over time?

Elongate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatyougoon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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my wife and I found out that our boy was convicted of burning down houses

no matter what he's still arson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ax3-_-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!

It was assault and batter, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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What do you call a finished puzzle of bacon and pancakes?

A complete breakfast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demencia_Stan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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My buddy Neil decided to get into a new kind of business designing keyholes for small houses

So we gave him the nickname shack keyhole Neil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Runningforbeer343
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HairyClefairy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, β€œWhat’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,

β€œCurrently”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axolitl-nicerpls
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs

Number 3 will shock you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkRar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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If you ever get locked out of the house, talk to the lock calmly

Communication is key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/havenotredditt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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