40 Hilarious List of cleaning products Puns

Coronavirus: Here is an EPA-approved list of cleaning products capable of killing the virus syracuse.com/coronavirus/…

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📅︎ Mar 06 2020

List of Black-owned cleaning and sanitizing products to protect your home and family from coronavirus

The pH Company: This hygiene care company makes natural hand sanitizer spray with essential oils https://www.quintessentialsgroup.com/

PUR Home: This is a natural eco-friendly and non-toxic laundry detergent and household cleaning company. They use plant-based, low toxic and biodegradable ingredients. https://pur-home.com/

Products by Lizzie: Toxin-free products including hand sanitizers. https://productsbylizzie.com/

Earthlymart: Provides eco-friendly household and commercial cleaning products for families, organizations and businesses. https://www.earthlymart.com/

Selfe Steam Nola: Specializes in hand crafted cleansing products including hand sanitizers. They have them in mists, foaming hand sanitizers and anti-bacterial sprays. https://www.selfesteamnola.com/

Got these notes and businesses from this article by Ama Nunoo from Face2FaceAfrica: https://face2faceafrica.com/article/black-owned-cleaning-and-sanitizing-products-to-protect-your-home-and-family-from-coronavirus

Be safe everybody ♥️

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👤︎ u/EmpressiveZumatra

📅︎ Mar 22 2020

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List of products used for cleaning car?

just got a car but i will have to give it a real deep clean and then wax/polish it. is there a list somewhere that has all the products listed that i need for this?

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👤︎ u/throwaway28383882837

📅︎ Sep 19 2018

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I have a goal: to spend $60 twice a month on groceries/hygiene and house cleaning products. Is this doable/is there a place I can go online where I can enter a dollar value and populate a list of grocery items based on that value?

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👤︎ u/nirdefchains91

📅︎ May 15 2014

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List of must have cleaning products

Moving in to a new apartment. What is your complete list of must have cleaning products?

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👤︎ u/ChessBooger

📅︎ Oct 12 2016

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I don't know which is worse ... the Habito scaremongering mortgage advert or the Halifax Slinky one. Actually, all adverts are shit nowadays. Dogs singing about cleaning products, bad CGI babies singing Tina Turner songs for insurance ... the list goes on ...

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👤︎ u/writeordie80

📅︎ Sep 09 2019

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Georgia Poison Center calls spike from misuse of cleaning products, disinfectants savannahnow.com/news/2020…

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👤︎ u/RhinestoneTaco

📅︎ Apr 27 2020

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A Burglar Broke Into a DC Restaurant’s Storage Unit and Stole Only Hand Sanitizer and Cleaning Products Thousands of dollars worth of booze and other valuables from Republic Cantina were left untouched. washingtonian.com/2020/03…

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👤︎ u/Musichead2468

📅︎ Mar 24 2020

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What is your agency doing for you guys? At my center, they put some of us in separate rooms dispatching from portable radios, issued masks and gloves and provided cleaning products... after a supervisor tested positive!

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👤︎ u/rxbandit256

📅︎ Apr 08 2020

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FACCIA - ANYONE ELSE DOING A TEST ON THE "GOLD" IN THIS PRODUCT? So faccia claims there is 24K gold in this product, it's also listed as the 3rd ingredient on the list. I have a gold testing kit and was thinking.. this probably isn't even gold. Maybe dig it out, clean all the goop off and see?

Anyone else thinking of putting it to the test?

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👤︎ u/Blevenasskickn

📅︎ Feb 14 2020

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Stores Are Running Out of Cleaning Products Due to COVID-19 Fears. Do They Actually Prevent Coronavirus? - Time - FEB 28, 2020 time.com/5792362/cleaning…

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👤︎ u/shallah

📅︎ Mar 01 2020

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Publix limiting sale of sanitizer and cleaning products news4jax.com/news/local/2…

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👤︎ u/jlmeredith

📅︎ Mar 09 2020

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Found this while cleaning out an old cabinet in the server room. The book on the lower left is a listing of all of the productivity software available for Windows.

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👤︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw

📅︎ Dec 04 2019

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Of course she uses crystal infused cleaning products...ugh

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👤︎ u/Rara-Randy

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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I clean out my purse one every few weeks. Here's a swatch of every lip product I've been carrying (product list in comments) imgur.com/1FRmaq9

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👤︎ u/YellowRunningShorts

📅︎ May 19 2018

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A store which opened in my main town opened about 6 months ago sell everything plastic free just a few of their products are; local fruit and veg, dried goods,refill shampoo/body wash, cleaning products and even a make your own peanut butter!! Plastic free heaven 😱

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👤︎ u/Skullcandix

📅︎ Jan 20 2020

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The Great War was the pinnacle of cleaning products

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👤︎ u/SomeCaveman

📅︎ Aug 06 2019

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Rusty Carpenter's Axe Restoration! My side hobby is restoring old tools. I found an old carpenter's axe that needed a lot of TLC. After cleaning up the axe head I fashioned a new handle from a piece of firewood. Final product turned out better than I expected! Fun project! youtube.com/watch?v=X_1IM…

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👤︎ u/Andrew_Atwell

📅︎ Mar 02 2020

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I have to pay $720 a month or work a list of chores (which boils down to cleaning the whole house, I work a very tiring job so that isn't really an option) this month I put a bit of extra money into Acorns and immediatly got about 6 texts "where is your money" "I'm still charging rent" "you owe me"

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👤︎ u/pigguJ

📅︎ Sep 07 2019

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Vancouver couple resells $100K of cleaning products purchased at Costco amid COVID-19 pandemic bc.ctvnews.ca/vancouver-c…

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👤︎ u/Baerht

📅︎ Mar 14 2020

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ALDI have partnered with cruelty free international for all of their cleaning products and cosmetics :)

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👤︎ u/blizeH

📅︎ Jul 19 2017

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This company disguised itself as a way to reduce plastic use in cleaning products, but the refills are made of bulky plastic and can’t be used with bottles besides their own. Keurig pods of cleaning supplies if you will.

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👤︎ u/MotherOfRockets

📅︎ Jun 19 2019

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DAE absolutely love the smell of cleaning products?

Everybody seems to say they hate the harsh smells of cleaning products, like bleach, pine sol, etc. Except, I just love it. I know its not the healthiest things to be around.

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👤︎ u/davezbuckz96

📅︎ Feb 26 2020

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This book is a work of art by the US artist Catherine McEver created by using a cleaning product to grow crystals on a German-English dictionary. Source: http://stuffyoucanthave.blogspot.com/2014/05/crystallization-experiments-1-books-and.html?m=1

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👤︎ u/BenjoKing99

📅︎ Apr 03 2020

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Rusty Carpenter's Axe Restoration! My side hobby is restoring old tools. I found an old carpenter's axe that needed a lot of TLC. After cleaning up the axe head I fashioned a new handle from a piece of firewood. Final product turned out better than I expected! Fun project! youtube.com/watch?v=X_1IM…

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👤︎ u/Andrew_Atwell

📅︎ Mar 02 2020

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TIL of the Poison Squad, 12 men who volunteered for Dr Harvey Wiley's experiments to test effects of food additives in the early 1900s. These included borax (a cleaning product & insecticide), salicylic acid (used as wart remover), and formaldehyde. Their work helped new food safety laws to pass. pbs.org/wgbh/americanexpe…

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👤︎ u/IvyKing34

📅︎ Jan 29 2020

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Can anyone offer some suggestions on how to clean reclaimed Welsh slate roof tiles to make into candle holders / cheese boards? I’m nervous about using cleaning products due to the age of some of the tiles!

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👤︎ u/youve_been_litt_up

📅︎ Apr 19 2020

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This guy resells $100K of cleaning products purchased at Costco amid COVID-19 pandemic

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👤︎ u/kluyvera

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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Love spending two hours in the freezer cleaning those damn shelves of bad product, only for the new product to get put on uboats instead.

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👤︎ u/tlever12

📅︎ Feb 22 2020

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I have just noticed, on my millionth re-watch, that Hugo and Ron aren't very good health inspectors. There is a case of canned product directly on the floor. The cans of tomatoes and jars of mayonnaise are on the bottom shelves with the cleaning products on the top two shelves.

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👤︎ u/laurakeighlan

📅︎ Apr 18 2019

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My sister truly believes in YL oils and cleaning products, uses them all over her house, sells them on Facebook, etc. Tonight I happened to see her 2019 income statement in a pile of mail on the counter. She earned just over $1,000. How sad.

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👤︎ u/sister_mary_clarence

📅︎ Feb 14 2020

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Cleaning the house I recently moved into, found this old bundle of Domtar shingles, anyone with any info about Domtar roofing products? My house was built in the mid-60’s, I assume these may have been leftovers from the original roof, or first re-roof.

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👤︎ u/kmnolansings

📅︎ Apr 22 2020

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Why you should never introduce the concept of cleaning products into your game.

I was running a new campaign in D&D. The group was supposed to rescue a group of traveling merchants from a tribe of goblins. They reached the cave where the goblins were situated. The paladin decides that the best idea was to mix a bunch of cleaning products he had bought for his gear (because he was obsessed with keeping ALL of his gear clean) into a barrel and toss the barrel into the cave. Good news! The goblins were killed by the fumes. Bad news! So were the merchants. The worst part was he got mad at ME when I penalized him for doing so, saying that because he was killing the goblins that the action was within alignment. He KNEW the merchants were in the cave. He KNEW the merchants would die! He was LAWFUL GOOD. HOW AM I AT FAULT?

Edit: He intentionally killed the merchants to keep their stuff, murdered the guard and their families for interfering with his "HOLY QUEST," and later murdered the entire town for not worshiping his god. He was going for a Crusader thing. More like God Emperor's Holy Inquisition.

Edit: Let me know if i should make more posts about this guy, because this was far from his first or last offence.

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👤︎ u/Thekindlymimic

📅︎ Jan 27 2018

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Rusty Carpenter's Axe Restoration! My side hobby is restoring old tools. I found an old carpenter's axe that needed a lot of TLC. After cleaning up the axe head I fashioned a new handle from a piece of firewood. Final product turned out better than I expected! Fun project! youtube.com/watch?v=X_1IM…

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👤︎ u/Andrew_Atwell

📅︎ Mar 02 2020

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Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure; Check the date. That's spooky. local.theonion.com/man-ju…

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👤︎ u/LordJim11

📅︎ Apr 25 2020

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Ice chest full of rice and beans. Ammo box has medical supplies (suture kit, stethoscope, pulse oximeter, erythromycin, various medications) we have a ton of cleaning products. Spray bottle with 70% isp alcohol. On a well with a holding tank. Two half mask respirators with 6 sets of filters.

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👤︎ u/D__Wayne

📅︎ Mar 02 2020

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EU has prepared list of products for retaliatory tariffs, calculated for maximum political impact. List includes Harley-Davidson to hurt Paul Ryan, bourbon whiskey to hurt Mitch McConnell, and Levi-Strauss to hurt Nancy Pelosi. bloomberg.com/news/articl…

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👤︎ u/EmeraldIbis

📅︎ Mar 07 2018

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Finnish Youtuber runs out of beer on Sunday night and drinks cleaning product meant for cleaning carpets. streamable.com/tq3w3

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👤︎ u/Alko_Oy

📅︎ Nov 04 2018

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Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure - The Onion, March 25th local.theonion.com/man-ju…

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👤︎ u/IonHawk

📅︎ Apr 25 2020

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Rusty Carpenter's Axe Restoration! My side hobby is restoring old tools. I found an old carpenter's axe that needed a lot of TLC. After cleaning up the axe head I fashioned a new handle from a piece of firewood. Final product turned out better than I expected! Fun project! youtube.com/watch?v=X_1IM…

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👤︎ u/Andrew_Atwell

📅︎ Mar 02 2020

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