german wikipedia is kraut-sourced
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaguecertainty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I interviewed the leading German herb gardeners and compiled their knowledge into a book.

It's called "Wisdom of the Kraut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hasanowitsch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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What do you call German children you don’t want your kids to hang out with?

The wrong kraut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chabmitdefarb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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At our restaurant, we make sure to buy our pickled cabbage from a variety of vendors.

We've discovered the value of kraut sourcing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpulentTooth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What do you call a German who is mad at everything ?

A Sour-Kraut (Sauerkraut)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I decided not to go to Octoberfest this year.

It will be too krauted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewszabo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Did you hear about all the competition in the outdoor pickled cabbage contest?

It was a krauted field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citrusguy9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What do you call an angry German

A sour kraut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michael121425
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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You could say German cities with a lot of people are...

krauted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2017
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I regret working at a German sausage company

It was the wurst decision of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsintzask
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2016
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What do you call a German town with too many people?

Krauted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xx_das_shame_xx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2017
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Just pulled this on my friend

Him: Does anyone want to split a brat with me?

Me: nah, Brats are the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuck190
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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Did you hear about the famous German Colonel who left the military?

He was a hot dog of a soldier until the kraut mustard out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2016
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What do you call an angry German?

A Sour Kraut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerAndJameson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What do you call a Mad Nazi?

A SauerKraut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fdenny3075
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What do you call a salty German?

Sour Kraut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oreimostar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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