My wife got me with a good Krakatoa dad joke

We were talking about the eruption of Krakatoa. I was going on about how the sound circled the earth 4 times, and how it was so loud it burst the eardrums of sailors 40 miles away. Without missing a beat my wife said "Krakatoa? More like Krakaneara".

She's got better dad jokes than me, I'm failing my daughters.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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Never drop a volcano rock on your foot...

...You'll Krakatoa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headexpl0dy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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What volcano has caused the most foot injuries?

Krakatoa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Be careful when hiking in Indonesia.

You could Krakatoa.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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