A list of puns related to "Volcanoes"
Eruptile Dysfunction.
So they dont get ashy.
They have high sulf ursteam.
They're giant ash-holes.
They're huge ashholes.
Magma
Crack - a - toe - a!
I lava you
...was an inside job.
...You'll Krakatoa
They LAVA good joke!
Krakatoa
Elijah Would
It went bank-erupt
What is the answer to 'why you should never trust volcanoes?'
BakLava
I lava you and think you're so hot
It's ok you are just incontinent.
The lavatory
The oh la la lava!
nice to melt you
It Bratislava.
It was full of laugh-va.
It becomes a magma lamp
Because they are hill areas!
...does it graduate magma cum laude?
With all of the cloud cover, it must be Chile.
So yall know this japanese volcano called fuji? Well, turns out that recently a new volcano appeared behind a mount fuji. Scientists say that this new volcano wandered under the earth crusts and that its place of origin was somewhere in mexico.
They called this new volcano a mount Refuji.
We were talking about volcanoes, so I said:
We should name a volcano Bach. Then, we could have Bach lava.
I'm pretty proud of that one.
I have an autistic student who doesn't pick up on sarcasm, social cues and the like.
We were painting paper mache volcanoes that we made. Another staff member says "Don't put too much paint on because it will run."
Without missing a beat the student asks (in a serious manner) "How can it run if it doesn't have legs?"
So a news anchor is interviewing the avatar of a hawaiian volcano, a man made of molten rock. The interview goes well, but the volcano god cant' seem to stop staring at the reporter's chest with his eyes of burning, liquid stone. She plays it cool, but waits for the interview to be over to call the spirit on his rude actions. He looks her in the eyes, then points to her exposed microphone, clipped to her lapelle. "What do you call that," he asks.
It's a Lavalier mic.
A few weeks ago, our band teacher ordered a string bass for the band. It came in today, and he asked me to help put it together. He picked up a wrapped package from the box and I asked "is that the bridge?" And he said yes. "That's a pretty small bridge, how are you going to drove cars over it?" Cue groans from the whole class, minus a volcano of laughter from the teacher.
I was looking forward to all the dad jokes at Benihana last night, and I was not disappointed! (Also, epic onion volcano!)
Our chef says "Who wants egg roll?" and then rolls an egg across the cooking surface.
When the chef added butter to the cooking vegetables, he threw his bowl of butter into the air a couple times and said "Look! Butterfly!"
While prepping the shrimp, he put all the tails on his spatula and asked the 6-year-old at the table "You ordered just tail, right?"
He put one sesame seed on his spatula, showed it to the 6-year-old and said "Japanese diet!"
Our chef checks with everyone who ordered steak to see how they want it cooked, then says to the people who ordered chicken "For chicken, everyone want rare?" and then he laughed when one of the girls at the table got really confused.
I'm sure there were more that I can't remember once the sake kicked in.
In the lava-tory.
At the lava-tory.
Volcanoes are massive ashholes.
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