Krab Puns

A list of puns related to "Krab"

What do you call a priest who works at the Krusty Krab?

A deep friar.

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👤︎ u/theotherpurple
📅︎ Jan 19 2015
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Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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👤︎ u/theboppops
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?

Art thou feeling it now Mr. krabs?

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👤︎ u/mashed_potato00
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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Geography pun request!!

Me and my band are all studying Geography at uni, and we want a name that is a geography pun... but not just about countries. It could be a play on the word "Geography", or something related to the subject. Help please!!

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👤︎ u/EpicEllz
📅︎ May 15 2014
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I've just been dadjoked. Send help.

Dad:(Talking about his dentist appointment) They told me I'm getting false teeth.

Me: Oh yeah? That's good, it'll make things a lot eaiser for you.

Dad: Yeah I know. They'll be like the stars and come out at night. (Does dadjoke laugh like Mister Krabs)

I left the room in the middle of our conversation.

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👤︎ u/iammilke
📅︎ Jan 07 2015
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