Kim Kong.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Why do the Hong Kong police wake up early?

To beat the crowd.

Edit: All credit goes to u/AleoMoorea, who posted it here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMasonX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died there, what would they put on his coffin?

A lid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anthill9876
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Scam alert: Those Free Hong Kong shirts are being sold on Amazon for 15 bucks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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The hardest thing since we got the bunk bed (that was made in Hong Kong) is getting our kids used to it.

Both of them have been resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Why does Donkey Kong wear a tie

He has important monkey business to attend to

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lagnaktor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Saw a random Donkey Kong poster today

I DK what it meant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fred-the-Kanga
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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They had to ban King Kong from Eastern Europe

He bounced too many Czechs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkumaXshoguN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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What did King Kong say when his sister had a baby?

"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeCool888
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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I remember asking my dad while we were in Hong Kong where Mong Kok was, and his response?...

"In Mong Pants."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdibleBucket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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Where's the most patriotic place at rush hour?

Hong Kong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retsamerol
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Had an unexpected delivery turn up at our house earlier, 2700 bananas.

Tonight, we eat like kongs.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What do you call an Asian gorilla

Viet Kong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batman17008
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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People have a lot of time to get creative in the quarantine
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What do you call a video game gorilla who shrinks by 50% each day?

Exponential DK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ii_akinae_ii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2016
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What do you call an albino gorilla?

Honkey Kong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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The most expensive diamond in 2017 sold for $71.2 million USD

to Hong Kong-based jewelry retailer Chu Tai Fook. Over the last few months as the protests in Hong Kong have become heated Mr. Chu has been on the side of the government which has caught the eye of the international gem dealers, causing him to become a bit of a pariah.

The diamond went up for sale his and the Chinese government wanted to ensure that world's most expensive gem got a fair price. Mr. Chu approached Southerby's who was hesitant to get involved in what could be deemed a political gem sale. Despite his protests none of the world's leading auction houses the answer was always the same, they would not do the auction. This is when president Xi Jiping got involved to ensure that some good news could come out of China.

Last week it was reported that Rick Harrison, from Pawn Stars, had approached Xi Jinping saying that he would hold the diamond but couldn't promise more than $500 USD from the sale of the pendant. This infuriated the Chinese president threatened to take down the reality TV star, but Harrison was adamant telling Mr. Pooh, "If Chu wished to pawn the star, makes no difference who you are"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poortio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Got the wife this morning

On our way to breakfast, we passed a restaurant called Fogata's... Wife: I haven't heard anything good or bad about this place. Me: Oh I have. But I fogata bout it.

Bonus: First post!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D-Dad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2014
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What do you call an ape that knows martial arts?

King kong fu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onesyboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?

King Kong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontCryCraft74
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Dad told me this one today

Once upon a time in China there was a King with the most beautiful daughter in all of China. Three suitors came up to the king and asked him "what do we need to do to win the hand of your daughter". The king said whoever brings me the most ping pong balls can marry my daughter.

Suitor #1 comes back with 1,000 ping pong balls

Suitor #2 comes back with 2,000 ping pong balls

Suitor #3 comes back visibly beat up and when the king asked him where are your ping pong balls. Suitor #3 said PING PONG BALLS! I thought you said KING KONG BALLS!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakAss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2017
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What do you call an albino gorilla?

Honky Kong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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