Two fishermen were having a contest to see who could make the most knots with a length of rope
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︎ May 29 2021
Know why they use knots instead of miles in the ocean?
Because they've got to keep the ocean tide.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
There was once a man who could untie any knot.
They called him the Knotcracker.
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︎ May 06 2021
I did knot see that one coming!
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︎ Aug 25 2020
True story: So we were out today and sat at a table for some food. My 4yo asked what the holes and and notches were in the wood and my wife says βthey are knot holesβ.
Miss4 says βif they are not holes, what are they?β
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︎ Feb 06 2021
I didn't tie the knot till I was 38
I am hopeless with shoelaces.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Rope walks into the bar. Bartender says, Sorry we donβt serve ropes here. Rope walks out, messes himself up, ties himself in a knot, and walks back into the bar. Bartender asked if heβs a rope!
Rope replies Iβm a frayed knot.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Knot finished with this format yet
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︎ Oct 11 2019
My 7 year old proudly said dad I double knotted my shoe.
I said, "You did not."
She glares at me, "Yes I did."
Me, "You did knot."
She grudgingly accepts reality and stomps away, head shaking.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Where were knots invented?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
What do you call a monkey caught in a knot?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
A rope walks into a bar...
The bartender says to him, βWe donβt serve rope here; youβll have to leave.β
So the rope goes back outside and ducks around the corner. He ties himself up, dishevels the strands on his head, and walks back into the bar.
Despite his new look, the bartender instantly recognizes him. βWhat did I tell you? We donβt serve rope here!β
And the rope replies, βA rope?! Iβm a frayed knot.β
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︎ May 21 2021
My daughter asked if I could braid her hair and the result was
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︎ May 26 2021
Two pretzels walk down the street.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
There couldn't be a tier list for knots because they would all be tied
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︎ Mar 28 2020
A piece of string walks into a bar
Immediately the bartender tells him to get out "We don't serve pieces of string here!"
The piece of string is a bit disappointed, but has an idea. He ruffles his top and returns to the bar.
"I told you to get out. We don't serve pieces of string here!" said the bartender
The string replies "A piece of string ?? I'm a frayed knot!"
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︎ Apr 01 2021
The old beat up sneaker asked his lace if he would make it through the run. The old lace replied
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︎ May 12 2021
Embroidery / Needlework Puns
Does anyone know any Embroidery puns or puns relating to stitching, needle, thread, hoops.?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Y knot?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Im knot sure
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︎ Feb 16 2019
I tried skipping rope. But I ended up being tied up.
That was knot my intention.
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︎ May 08 2021
Stare at this picture and watch me make this knot disappear.
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︎ Apr 11 2018
I can tie my shoe laces just by using the power of my mind.
I bet you don't believe me...
I thought knot.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
How did hitler tie his shoes?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Do You know how to tie the knot in space?
I'm floating away very quickly.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Oh buoy. Knot again...
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︎ Aug 20 2017
Could you knot?
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︎ Oct 16 2019
A friend of mine is a knot theorist and I told him a joke that wasnβt about knot theory.
He said heβs too old for not-knot jokes.
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︎ Jan 21 2020
I'm coming up with knot designs shaped like letters of the Alphabet.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Why aren't pretzels counted as bread?
Because they're knot-bread.
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︎ Mar 06 2017
A string walks into a bar and asks for a drink...
Bartender says, "we don't serve strings here."
The string goes outside, ties himself in a knot, frays his hair.
The string goes back inside. The bartender serves him a drink and says, "hey wait a minute, weren't you that string from earlier?"
And the string says, "I'm a frayed knot!"
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What did the tailor say to his son who tore a whole in his pants.
You better knot do that again.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Eye dew knot gnaw watt two dew
Eats too inn the mourning end eye veal lyke ass leap
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︎ Oct 10 2019
My colleague asked me if i was good at tying knots
I am married for the 3rd time, does that count?
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︎ Sep 16 2019
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, βGet out. We donβt serve rope in here.β So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, βHey! Arenβt you the rope that I just threw out?β
The rope replied, βNo. Iβm a frayed knot.β
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︎ May 27 2020
These ones must be taut what knot to do
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︎ Aug 12 2019
My massage therapist got fired...
I guess she rubbed too many people the wrong way.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
My friend asked me if I could tie a quick bowline...
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︎ Apr 06 2021
And the best neckwear award goes to......
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︎ Jan 10 2021
People are wondering whether I have any more of these bracelets - Iβm a frayed knot
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︎ Jun 13 2019
What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
A rope walks into a bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, βNo, youβre only a rope.β So he decides to disguise himself. He ties himself into a knot & ruffles his edges a bit. The next day, he walks into the bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, βOf course... Wait, arenβt you that rope?β
And the rope replies, βIβm a frayed knot.β
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︎ Nov 12 2019
My girlfriend asked if I could go a day without making a 'stupid' pun... frayed knot.
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︎ Jul 13 2017
A bunch of knots were at a restaurant, but only one had dinner? Which one had dinner?
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︎ Dec 12 2019
My friend walks into my room and starts tying knots in my charging cable.
Without hesitating, I respond, "You know, that's knot in a cord with what most people call good manners."
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︎ Sep 15 2019
'fraid knot
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︎ May 06 2017
I wish I was an expert at tying ropes together
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