He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said “Kit-Kats are good but these are butter.”
I suggested we have a break...
Me a Kit Kat thief? oh gimme a break!
The second one said “thanks, you’re a lifesaver!” The first one responded “actually I’m a KitKat”
A Kit Kat
Kit Kat
(Works well spoken to the kids. Not so much when spelled out. Oh well.)
So I was at orientation for my new job yesterday. There's 2 people there from the company, and 4 of us new people.
After the orientation is done...
Guy next to me: (silences phone because it's ringing) Sorry... my dad's calling me.
Guy from company: What's he calling you? Mine normally calls me my name.
Guy next to me: That's weird! I thought your name was Mike! Nice to meet you, my name!
Both of them both start to crack. I nearly snort what's left of my kit kat up my nose because I started laughing and the other 3 people there are shaking their heads slowly at us.
Side note: both of them are dads and in their 30's. I'm 21, and not a dad.
The second one said “thanks, you’re a lifesaver!” The first one responded “actually I’m a KitKat”
The second one said “thanks, you’re a lifesaver!” The first one responded “actually I’m a KitKat”
The second one said “thanks, you’re a lifesaver!” The first one responded “actually I’m a KitKat”
