Proud dad moment: My five year old and I were discussing Halloween candy. I told him I like Kit-Kats.

He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said โ€œKit-Kats are good but these are butter.โ€

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Kit Kat
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My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with Kit-Kats...

I suggested we have a break...

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Someone accused me of stealing a Kit Kat bar.
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Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate. The first one pulled the second one out...

The second one said โ€œthanks, youโ€™re a lifesaver!โ€ The first one responded โ€œactually Iโ€™m a KitKatโ€

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What does someone call a Cat shaped chocolate?

A Kit Kat

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Which cat is the most delicious?

Kit Kat

(Works well spoken to the kids. Not so much when spelled out. Oh well.)

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Double dad joked at orientation

So I was at orientation for my new job yesterday. There's 2 people there from the company, and 4 of us new people.

After the orientation is done...

Guy next to me: (silences phone because it's ringing) Sorry... my dad's calling me.

Guy from company: What's he calling you? Mine normally calls me my name.

Guy next to me: That's weird! I thought your name was Mike! Nice to meet you, my name!

Both of them both start to crack. I nearly snort what's left of my kit kat up my nose because I started laughing and the other 3 people there are shaking their heads slowly at us.

Side note: both of them are dads and in their 30's. I'm 21, and not a dad.

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Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate. The first one pulled the second one out...

The second one said โ€œthanks, youโ€™re a lifesaver!โ€ The first one responded โ€œactually Iโ€™m a KitKatโ€

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Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate. The first one pulled the second one out...

The second one said โ€œthanks, youโ€™re a lifesaver!โ€ The first one responded โ€œactually Iโ€™m a KitKatโ€

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Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate. The first one pulled the second one out...

The second one said โ€œthanks, youโ€™re a lifesaver!โ€ The first one responded โ€œactually Iโ€™m a KitKatโ€

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