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Right you lot. I will preface all of this and say I LOVE telling a wee story. Or as we say here, I’m a complete and utter gobshite. So grab a snack, pour some tea, hell, rip a bong for all I care. Let’s goooooooooo

The Basics

Age: Late-20’s (totally not a few months off 30, I’ll be in my 20’s FOREVER 😩)

Gender Identity: cishet lady woman person

Location: Land of haggis, men in kilts, and high-functioning alcoholism: Scotland

Occupation & Industry: Postdoc researcher in STEM field

Individual Income: If I was a supermarket, I’d be solidly between a Morrisons and a Tesco. Dreaming to be Waitrose one day (UKers, you'll understand)

Household Income: Enough to afford multiple subscription fees to Netflix, Disney Plus and Prime, but not enough to have a wagoon full of books. So about as average at it comes. DINK as fuck.

The Bags

When did you join RepLadies?

Been here since early 2018 (holy shit, that was 4 years ago?!). Back when there were around 18k subs and we all lost our collective shit over the infamous former-TS Alex's Celine belt bag groupbuy :')

How did you find RepLadies?

Funny story actually. I was watching one of Patricia Bright’s reviews of cheap reps and comparing them to the real thing, and there was (at the time) what I thought was a 1:1 leboy rep (you know, THIS infamous one). And my heart began to pound. “Hold the phone. I can get my absolute dream bag for £40?!” I whispered to myself as I skuttled off to Wish.com. And in my searching for replica Chanel, Google led me straight to the loving arms of Repladies. Realised that the aforementioned rep was a heap of total dogshit and you could do so much better. And the rest is history.

Were you familiar with reps before RL?

Reps in general? Yes. Good quality reps? Absolutely not. I remember when I was 15, I was OBSESSED with the multicoloure LV Speedy and was desperate to live my French vanilla Paris Hilton fantasy. I remember borderline crying to my mum asking if it was okay for me to buy a 50 pound rep that I saw on eBay and after much convincing, few days later, this fucking monstrosity came in the mail. I MEAN, FUCKING LOOK AT IT (not the actual bag, but it was basically like this). Chile, that thing fell to pieces in a few days and smelled of dead

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Calcium, nickel, neon

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard