Because it was a tease spoon.
Massless Chaps
A Doyouhaveasoreass
I hear he had a fetish for certain "ex-positions"
He was a clip toe maniac
They always say: “Joke me, daddy”.
.... my God they're cutting into my waist!
I said I have a latex wife.
It let out a little whine.
When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
It's pretty kinky
"Hey I'm kinky, wanna play?"
"Hi kink, I'm dad."
Me: While I was in the shower the water pressure wasn’t right, and I noticed the tubing on the handheld shower head is bent out of shape.
Wife: OK. Are you going to fix it?
Me: Eventually. But I have to confess something. I went ahead and used it this morning the way it is. Are you upset?
Wife: Upset? No. Why?
Me: Well, I think most wives would be pretty mad if they heard their husband had been taking a shower with some kinky hose.
I guess she isn’t into the kinky stuff.
I told her, 'Let's go into the living room and toss about these leftover rolls!' She gives me a funny look, takes the bait and asks why. I reply....
'Then we'd be...'
'Roll playing!'
they are probably kinky
It was getting a little too kinky.
We were unloading the dishwasher and she accidentally hit me in the but with a dish. I said, I always knew you were kinky. Her reply, "Yep, I used to have a perm."
