Why did the fork feel kinky near the spoon?

Because it was a tease spoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miauw-Cat
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What does a beam of light wear when it wants to get kinky?

Massless Chaps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aakruzel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What do you call a kinky dinosaur?

A Doyouhaveasoreass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseakkay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Hear about the kinky narrator?

I hear he had a fetish for certain "ex-positions"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asianwaste
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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There was this kinky burglar who would sneak into people's bedrooms to give them a pedicure as they slept. .

He was a clip toe maniac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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My children have a very kinky sense of humor.

They always say: β€œJoke me, daddy”.

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Kinky Hose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanjifu
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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/r/CablePorn Gets Kinky reddit.com/r/cableporn/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/c3534l
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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Oh Damn! So Kinky! imgur.com/jSHuaeO
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceFitz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2014
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When I get home I'm ripping off my wife's underwear...

.... my God they're cutting into my waist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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I didn't say my ex-wife died,

I said I have a latex wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FullSass
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What did the grape do when it was stepped on?

It let out a little whine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sober_disposition
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Bent hoses turn me on...

I'm just kinky like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G0LD1L0CKS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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When are Cooks mean?

When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I get aroused by wrapping myself in an old, mangled garden hose

It's pretty kinky

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When she says she's into daddy kink

"Hey I'm kinky, wanna play?"

"Hi kink, I'm dad."

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I got my wife with this one...

Me: While I was in the shower the water pressure wasn’t right, and I noticed the tubing on the handheld shower head is bent out of shape.

Wife: OK. Are you going to fix it?

Me: Eventually. But I have to confess something. I went ahead and used it this morning the way it is. Are you upset?

Wife: Upset? No. Why?

Me: Well, I think most wives would be pretty mad if they heard their husband had been taking a shower with some kinky hose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamundan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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I was heading to the department store to pick up some gardening supplies and my wife asked me to pick up one of those tangle free hoses.

I guess she isn’t into the kinky stuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheapojoe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Wife and I were preparing leftovers...

I told her, 'Let's go into the living room and toss about these leftover rolls!' She gives me a funny look, takes the bait and asks why. I reply....

'Then we'd be...'

'Roll playing!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/screamingcheese
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2016
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If someone asks you to spell 'no parts' backwards

they are probably kinky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IExplainShitJokes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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I had to straighten my hose out yesterday.

It was getting a little too kinky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdodson77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2016
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My dad jokes have been rubbing off on my wife.

We were unloading the dishwasher and she accidentally hit me in the but with a dish. I said, I always knew you were kinky. Her reply, "Yep, I used to have a perm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoweredByADD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2014
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While gardening with out doughter I dropped this one. It was pretty simple but I liked it.

Me: This hose must be a dominatrix.

Girlfriend: What?

With a shit eatting grin I say: Its kinky!

Girlfriend: Que sigh + eyeroll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gotelc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2014
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