What does Kenny G like doing in his spare time?

Sax education.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imzeesh
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Changed all my passwords to Kenny.

Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pugglepoops
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Who is the most elusive man in the world?

Kenny B

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If Kenny Loggins was to open a budget hotel complex in the woods...

.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumthumsinaction
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Which singer never forgets his passwords?

Kenny Loggins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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Which soft rock legend stole my password?

Kenny Log-ins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yahtzee44444
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Did you hear about that country singer who was also good at yoga?

Kenny Chestknee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rag1nKajun
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Can you guys lend me a ham?

I saw this Pun earlier today and it got me thinking that I want to have a pun potluck. So far I can make the punchline of u/KennyTheDownsTigr pun and some Evil Spirits for us to slug.

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My friend's dad said this gem at the gas station..

Me: Hey Kenny, what are you up to?

Him: Oh, about the same, not quite six foot!

I could only stand there in amazement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iaminmypastlife
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2014
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My Friend Just Got Engaged

My friend Kenny just got engaged, so I texted him to ask if she was taking his name. He said "yes". I replied "Won't that be weird having a husband and wife both named Kenny?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2014
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R2-D2

Wife: Sweetie, it's so sad!

Husband: What's that?

Wife: Kenny Baker died, the guy who played R2-D2!

Husband: That wasn't a real robot??

Wife fumed for several seconds before husband burst out laughing.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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Kenny Loggins.

It was subtle, and you'll need to know some 80s trivia. It was really bad, but I also think it was pretty clever.

I was driving to Dave and Buster's with my dad, his girlfriend, and my younger siblings when "This Is It" by Kenny Loggins came on the radio.

Dad: "Is this Kenny Loggins? It sounds like him."

Dad's GF: "Yeah, I remember this song. It was before he got big."

Dad: "Ah. He's pretty lucky he cut Footloose, then."

Brother: "What's Footloose?"

Dad's GF: "It was a movie that came out when-"

Me: "Wait... Dammit, Dad."

Dad's GF: "What? ... Oh, God. Really, Chris? Really?"

He spent the rest of the 45 minute ride giggling like a schoolgirl.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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I Changed All of my Passwords to β€œKenny”

Now I have all Kenny Loggins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I changed all my passwords to Kenny.

Now I have Kenny Loggins.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I changed all my passwords to Kenny.

Now I have all Kenny Loggins.

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