A Weezer pun for your enjoyment
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👤︎ u/Lams1d
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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📅︎ Feb 03 2017
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What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?

Crimea, Rivers.

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📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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My wife asked me to stop singing Wonder wall to her

I said maybe

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👤︎ u/Deeman_27
📅︎ Sep 26 2017
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I got to deploy a dad joke in the wild today!

I'm wearing a wonder woman sweater with a big W on the front and my student asked if it was a Weezer sweater. I said no and I wouldn't want that sweater anyway because it would just unravel as I walked away. BOOM! Dad joke dropped!

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📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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Concert Dadjoke

"Dad, we're going to a Weezer concert."

"Don't forget to bring your inhaler!" He then puts up his hand for a high five.

The joke doesn't really line up, but he tried.

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📅︎ Oct 17 2014
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Got one of my students the other day.

Context: I just put in my resignation notice at the school I work at, and word traveled amongst students fairly rapidly.

Student walks into room: "Say it ain't so, Mr. so-and-so" Me: " Oh man, I freaking love Weezer!" Confused looks were soon followed by groans.

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👤︎ u/MabDarogan
📅︎ May 17 2015
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