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What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?
Crimea, Rivers.
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonder wall to her
I said maybe
I got to deploy a dad joke in the wild today!
I'm wearing a wonder woman sweater with a big W on the front and my student asked if it was a Weezer sweater. I said no and I wouldn't want that sweater anyway because it would just unravel as I walked away. BOOM! Dad joke dropped!
Concert Dadjoke
"Dad, we're going to a Weezer concert."
"Don't forget to bring your inhaler!" He then puts up his hand for a high five.
The joke doesn't really line up, but he tried.
Got one of my students the other day.
Context: I just put in my resignation notice at the school I work at, and word traveled amongst students fairly rapidly.
Student walks into room: "Say it ain't so, Mr. so-and-so" Me: " Oh man, I freaking love Weezer!" Confused looks were soon followed by groans.
