Kenny G Puns

Sax education.

Now I have Kenny Loggins.

Kenny B

.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?

Kenny Loggins

Kenny Log-ins

Kenny Chestknee

I saw this Pun earlier today and it got me thinking that I want to have a pun potluck. So far I can make the punchline of u/KennyTheDownsTigr pun and some Evil Spirits for us to slug.

Me: Hey Kenny, what are you up to?

Him: Oh, about the same, not quite six foot!

I could only stand there in amazement.

My friend Kenny just got engaged, so I texted him to ask if she was taking his name. He said "yes". I replied "Won't that be weird having a husband and wife both named Kenny?"

It was subtle, and you'll need to know some 80s trivia. It was really bad, but I also think it was pretty clever.

I was driving to Dave and Buster's with my dad, his girlfriend, and my younger siblings when "This Is It" by Kenny Loggins came on the radio.

Dad: "Is this Kenny Loggins? It sounds like him."

Dad's GF: "Yeah, I remember this song. It was before he got big."

Dad: "Ah. He's pretty lucky he cut Footloose, then."

Brother: "What's Footloose?"

Dad's GF: "It was a movie that came out when-"

Me: "Wait... Dammit, Dad."

Dad's GF: "What? ... Oh, God. Really, Chris? Really?"

He spent the rest of the 45 minute ride giggling like a schoolgirl.

Wife: Sweetie, it's so sad!

Husband: What's that?

Wife: Kenny Baker died, the guy who played R2-D2!

Husband: That wasn't a real robot??

Wife fumed for several seconds before husband burst out laughing.

Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.

Now I have all Kenny Loggins

Now I have Kenny Loggins.

Now I have all Kenny Loggins.