This is the point of no return
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︎ Nov 03 2022
How would you describe the difference between Ironman and other superheroes?
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︎ Oct 21 2022
Today I was kicked out of r/guitar, r/drums, r/bass, and r/piano
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︎ Oct 25 2022
the further adventures of Amanda Lynn
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︎ Sep 24 2022
I tried using BEEFSTEW as a password
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︎ Aug 13 2022
Just letting you know
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︎ Aug 13 2022
How do you stop an evil contractor?
You put aluminum on all of his blueprintsβ¦ because then youβll have foiled all his plans
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︎ Oct 09 2022
I'm always the first to arrive at work to let the staff in
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︎ Nov 01 2022
I lost the keys for my piano
Forget opening it, how am I supposed to play?
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︎ Oct 25 2022
Did you hear about the lady that got married to a cell phone tower?
The ceremony was terrible, but the reception was brilliant.
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︎ Oct 17 2022
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
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︎ Sep 04 2022
How come you canβt keep Jewish people in jail?
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︎ Oct 25 2022
Why did dad get fired from the keyboard factory?
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︎ Oct 04 2022
What do you call an astronauts favourite part in the computer
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︎ Oct 07 2022
What's a janitors favorite dessert?
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︎ Aug 30 2022
Girls have 4 knees and boys have 5 knees. Girls have a right knee, a left knee and two kid-knees. Boys have a right knee, a left knee, two kid-knees and a
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︎ Jul 25 2022
can a ninja use a throwing star?
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︎ Oct 29 2022
hands hurt after pulling out so many control keys
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︎ Jun 18 2022
Whatβs the meaning of IDK?
I asked random people what does IDK stands for, but none of them knewβ¦
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︎ Sep 01 2022
I've just written a song about tortillas.
Actually, it's more of a rap.
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︎ Aug 30 2022
Name one good thing about an alcoholic; I'll go first:
They sure are good at lifting spirits.
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︎ Jul 09 2022
The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden..
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
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︎ Aug 28 2022
"Hey Thor why do you wear that metal plate over your butt?"
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︎ Aug 30 2022
My wife was getting ready in the morning and asked for a Q tip
I walked over and said "I have one for you: The trial never ends!"
Edit: it's a quote from a character in Star Trek called Q.
It has nothing to do with Q Anon <--- I can't believe that needs to be said.
Source: https://youtu.be/T1w309q3dbQ
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︎ Sep 08 2022
Did you hear the two antennas got married?
The wedding was ok, but the reception was great.
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︎ Aug 21 2022
Iβd make a joke about mountain climbing but you wouldnβt find it funny becauseβ¦
It hasnβt reached its peak yet.
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︎ Aug 26 2022
My wife asked for a small accent table
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︎ Sep 08 2022
I got fired from a keyboard factory because I didn't put in enough shifts
So they wouldn't let me return or enter. They even changed the caps locks.
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︎ Jul 04 2022
Police confirmed that the man who fell from the 15th floor of the nightclubβ¦
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︎ Jun 30 2022
I'm going to start giving away pianos
I'm already an organ donor
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︎ Aug 09 2022
I used to be an editorβ¦
but I didnβt find it very rewording.
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︎ Jul 01 2022
When I'm grilling a steak, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water.
Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
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︎ Aug 26 2022
What the L
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︎ Jul 16 2022
Going to break up with my magician girlfriend by letter
I'll just have to pick up my pen and tell her.
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︎ Aug 25 2022
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
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︎ Jun 08 2022
A mathy pasta-pun
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︎ Jun 11 2022
What genre do national anthems fall under?
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︎ Apr 03 2022
Why do ghosts use elevators?
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︎ Aug 18 2022
What has 3 letters and starts with gas?
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︎ Feb 03 2022
A skeleton walks into a bar and says
'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.'
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︎ Jul 26 2022
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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︎ Apr 24 2022
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
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︎ Jun 30 2022
I got fired from a keyboard factory because I didn't put in enough shifts
So they wouldn't let me return or enter.
They even changed the caps locks.
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︎ Aug 13 2022
Yesterday I was fired from the keyboard factory....
Apparently I wasn't putting in enough shifts π€·
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︎ May 11 2022
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