Koo Koo Kanga Roo Dad Jokes Music Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81aUMeTMQ4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oranje25
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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Got my wife good with this one...

We were discussing how to make Cauliflower cheese, for our son's lunches this week. So you start with a roux and add milk to make white sauce, then add cheese to make cheese sauce. She then asked "what else can you add to a roux?" I quickly replied "there's always kanga." It took her a second, then she whacked me. My job is done.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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If a person goes to Australia and puts on a costume to look like a roo.

Would it be a Kanga-ruse?

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Aussie chef makes sauce thickener out of marsupial fat.

Kanga-roux.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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Bad knock-knock joke #5

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

It's kangaROO, stupid.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Wife: I’m going to make the roux from scratch.

Me: Can you make it kanga flavored? Wife: What?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Christopher Walken got arrested in The 100 Acre Woods

He was convicted of stealing Kanga's pouch and had to change his name to Christopher Robben.

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