KENT Puns

A list of puns related to "KENT"

Superman can fly. Clark Kent.
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👤︎ u/thisusernameislitt
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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Which interview should you avoid asking Clark Kent to give?

2:30 AM: A woman accused of robbing a large bank in San Francisco

6:00 PM: A man accused of scamming high rollers in Las Vegas

9:00 PM: A man accused of shooting two rival gang members in Los Angeles

The last one: Keep him away from the Crip tonight

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👤︎ u/doublegoldendragon
📅︎ May 08 2020
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What is Clark Kent's favorite meal of the day?

Supper man!

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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Clark Kent never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid

Because he already had super vision.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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You know what Clark Kent's super villian name should be?

Kleptoman, because he's the man of steal.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Sep 10 2017
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Where does Clark Kent put his breakfast?

In a super bowl

^^^^^^yaaaaay...

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👤︎ u/Phoenix136
📅︎ Feb 01 2015
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What kind of texts does Clark Kent write?

^superscripts

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👤︎ u/elmaninho
📅︎ Feb 23 2017
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How do you call it when Superman is unable to do something?

Clark Kent

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👤︎ u/CoherentDiscoPanda
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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art teacher: is that a bird or a plane

young clark kent: crumples self portrait

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👤︎ u/suktupbutterkup
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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Why can’t Superman beat Dracula?

Because he can’t go to the Krypt Tonight.

(I’ll see myself out)

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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An actual dad joke, from my dad

Clark Kent’s lucky he gets his powers from the sun, we just get cancer

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👤︎ u/RogueUnit7
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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Chris Eubank's writing a new book, all about ethics....

....and if it does well, he's gonna write one about Kent.

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👤︎ u/KCL80
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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They say that 40 is the new 30

Kent traffic police beg to differ...

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👤︎ u/Londoner1982
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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Chris Eubank has just written a book about Ethics.

If it’s a success, his next one will be about Kent.

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👤︎ u/Londoner1982
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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If you want the best Sandwich Deal there is…

Go to Kent. You'll find both of those there.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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What is that super hero who shrinks down to subatomic levels?

Is it... Quark Kent...? Da dum tisssss

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👤︎ u/Puni_corn
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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If Superman worked at a convenience store

He'd be clerk Kent

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👤︎ u/cfeuer1
📅︎ Jun 08 2018
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Clark Kent never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid

because he already had super vision.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Jul 08 2016
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