John Travolta tested negative for covid last night.

turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever!

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Doctors told John Travolta to quarantine because he might have Covid-19.

Turns out he just had Saturday Night Fever.

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John Travolta is ok!
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👤︎ u/DVDJPaulG
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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How do you get John Travolta out of your cheese?

Use Dawn. It takes Grease out of your whey.

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John Travolta was hospitalized earlier today for suspected COVID-19.

Doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

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👤︎ u/oconnellj4
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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John Travolta started experiencing Coronavirus symptoms.

One Sunday morning, he started having a fever, headache and a cold so he decided to go to the hospital to have himself tested. After the test, he talked with the doctor who told him that he tested negative for Coronavirus - it was just Saturday night fever.

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👤︎ u/Shrewy211
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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What happened to John Travolta's throat after drinking orange juice?

Pulp Friction.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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John Travolta is suffering from a fever - it's rheumatic.

Automatic. Systematic. Hydromatic.

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👤︎ u/Manderley1
📅︎ Jan 13 2018
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Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?

John Travolta

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👤︎ u/Dagoor
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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Got my friend a while back

Scene: We're chilling in the livingroom talking about all the good things that came from separate countries.

Him: "Nothing good comes from Greece."

Me: "John Travolta."

Him: "John Travolta isn't from Greece. Oh God damnit."

I couldn't breathe and he just sat there angrily.

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John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night

Turns out it was just saturday night fever

(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)

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👤︎ u/TwoAdenine
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected Covid-19 ...

... but doctors have now confirmed that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they can now assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

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👤︎ u/MrWulf360
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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