There are a lot of things worth looking forward to with a Joe Biden presidency, but personally I CANNOT WAIT for The Onion to start writing articles about him again. (Shown: Biden Shows Up To Inauguration With Ponytail)
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John McCain's ghost is going to endorse Joe Biden... no this is not The Onion. twitter.com/ajjaffe/statu…
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Joe Biden (also known as "Diamond Joe" or "Uncle Joe") was a recurring fictionalized characterization of the American politician of the same name in The Onion between 2009 and 2019. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe…
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What if the Onion’s version of Joe Biden was President?
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A historic Tweet: The Day The Onion Turned on Joe 8/20/19, check the replies for Berners celebrating Biden's failed campaign. (And yes it's selling Dementia) twitter.com/TheOnion/stat…
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IAm 'Diamond' Joe Biden, Presented by The Onion. Ask Me Anything

Thanks for doing me a real solid Reddit. I'm 'Diamond' Joe Biden and I'll be answering your questions today beginning at 2 PM Central/3 PM Eastern to celebrate today's release of my new autobiography The President of Vice, a hot-shit Kindle Single published by The Onion.

You are welcome to ask me anything about the book, how to round up tail and make them wail, my Trans Am, things you can make into a pipe, Barack, or where we can hook up later if you're a smokin' hot mamacita.

I'm fairly hammered right now so I'll try to answer as many of your questions as I can before I pass out. I don't know what other crap I'm supposed to type here. Please buy this book or some real rough dudes are gonna hurt Joe real bad. Until then, grab a brewski and enjoy the ride.

To verify that I am real person, a tweet from my publisher @TheOnion

UPDATE: Got plenty of digits from the Reddit Ladies. A whole lotta poon prospects from this AMA. Shit, I'd love to stay and chat longer, but I gots to split. Please buy my book, I still really need the dough.

Until next time, enjoy this.

–Diamond Joe Biden

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Joe Biden (The Onion) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe…
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Man, I wish it was The Onion's Joe Biden debating tonight, instead of the real Joe Biden. theonion.com/articles/the…
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Joe Biden to back filibuster rule change to push voting rights bill theguardian.com/us-news/2…
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The Onion's recurring series of articles portraying Joe Biden as a lovable douchebag. theonion.com/channels/jos…
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Joe Biden is the Last Person the Democrats Should Run in 2020: America's favorite 'Onion' character comes with way too much baggage vice.com/en_us/article/8x…
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(Want) the president of vice - Diamond Joe Biden by the Onion

Will send a list, let me know your interests.

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Daily reminder that Joe Biden is a good person
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The Onion on Joe Biden's Vice Presidency imgur.com/a/JbAEN
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[Funny Satire Articles] The Onion - Joe Biden Series theonion.com/search?q=Bid…
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[Table] IAmA: IAm 'Diamond' Joe Biden, Presented by The Onion. Ask Me Anything

Verified? (This bot cannot verify AMAs just yet)

Date: 2013-01-18

Link to submission (Has self-text)

Link to my post

Questions Answers
Question from real Joe Biden: Link to twitter.com. Diamond Joe.
@VP: Q for @reddit AMA with my @TheOnion pal: A Trans-Am? Ever look under the hood of a Corvette? #imavetteguy –VP pic.twitter.com/xPGMBBYl. Those glorified Camaros aint good for nothing but smokin' the tires.
Airplanes have the "Mile High Club". What is having sex on a DC-bound Amtrak train called? My daily commute ;)
Hey Diamond, thanks for doing this. What's the best way to hide an erection in a kimono? Just stick it in there. I guarantee that she won't mind at all.
If you had to give one piece of life advice to a 5-year-old, what would it be? Get some teenage tail while it's still legal for you.
If you could unilaterally pass any law and you wouldn't have to face any public repercussions, what would it be? I've been buggin' the FCC for years to allow full penetration on network television.
I want to get laid on an Amtrak train, how would you suggest I go about doing that? Just walk up to the seΓ±orita of your choice, introduce yourself with confidence, and compliment her tits. Works every time.
Also, what's Rampart? One of my interns said I should mention that and it'd get a good response on Reddit.
Where did you get the nickname "Diamond"? That one came from the ladies. See Ol' Joe's dick can cut
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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VP Joe "Trans-Am" Biden hosts secret service at his house. Asks for rent. Not The Onion. news.yahoo.com/blogs/tick…
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Bernie Sanders leads pressure on Joe Biden to make N95 masks free for all independent.co.uk/news/wo…
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"Biden Loses Control Of Butterfly Knife During Commencement Speech | The Onion"....This is so Joe. theonion.com/articles/bid…
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Joe Biden fires warning shot at GOP over midterms: "We're going to win" newsweek.com/joe-biden-fi…
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Joe Biden’s January 6 Speech Is a Turning Point For His Presidency β€” Biden’s forceful condemnation of Trump reminded the public that the choice is between democracy and authoritarian rule. newrepublic.com/article/1…
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How The Onion's 'Diamond' Joe Biden Took on a Life of His Own news.yahoo.com/onions-dia…
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AOC calls out the 'enormous' amount of executive power Biden could have on student debt, climate change, and immigration while she's watching him 'hand the pen to Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema' businessinsider.com/aoc-s…
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A year ago today, Joe Biden beat Trump to be elected the 46th US President
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Joe Biden introducing himself to a senators daughter
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Joe Biden's approval lower than Donald Trump's at same stage of presidency: poll newsweek.com/joe-biden-ap…
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Have The Onion produce the official biography of Vice President Joe Biden.
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Joe Biden has been president for a year today. How has he been so far?
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