Christmas
Mary Christmas everyone.
Jehova's Fitness.
...I reply, "You forgot Mary."
I'm honestly so sorry
Jesus being the Latin pronunciation. Extra credit, he's hella white.
Ya, most users are taking the Lord's name in vein.
He said not to take the lords name in grain.
They called him Jesus-zilla.
I stopped in the Name of the Lord.
Bad Minton.
He said: No, my name is Daniel. Do all Asian guys look the same to you?
Me: No. I meant, do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
If I would get to be the dad of a son, I'd name him Jason so on the moment of his birth I can get up and shout: "Jesus Christ, it's Jason, born!"
Jew: "Can I help you?"
Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"
Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."
Witness: "No way?!"
Jew: "Yahweh."
My dad answers the door and one of the missionaries says, "Good afternoon sir. I am Elder Mike and this is Elder James and we were wondering if you had a few moments to talk about the good news of Jesus Christ." My dad replies, "Wow! I had no idea Elder was such a common name!"
I stopped in the name of the Lord.
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