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#Week 9 Fantasy Hockey Guide

After a couple of weeks of tinkering, I think I finally found the best plan moving forward. I sacrificed quality for quantity last week with the last 14 day charts, which I personally thought was great as it covered over 200 players, providing a ton of options for y'all, especially if you lost out on a certain streamer. Moreover, I added SH% category to help identify if a player is on an unsustainable heater or if they can be a long-term hold. However, u/var18 raised a question in regards to interpreting the data from the tables which I can see how it can cause confusion.

So moving forward, I'll continue with identifying 20-30 players who I think are some of the best waiver pickups for the week. I've also decided to remove the table from the Weekly Preview section and instead, write out my thoughts for the week which was something I did last year. You guys and gals will spend less time scrolling and it will be a lot more helpful to ensure that the quality is there. Sometimes, reading is easier than crunching the numbers. I totally get it.

But man does it feel good to finally have time to write about some hockey. Well actually, I'm procrastinating and sacrificed a bit of my exam studying time. But it's okay, everyone's eating this week. Speaking about this week, let's jump straight into this week's guide, shall we?

#Week Preview

Look Mom, I'm on TV!

This week features the first team with a 5 game schedule with the winner being the Anaheim Ducks. So make sure you go ahead and pick up those Ducks to get in as many games as you can for the week.

10 teams are slated to play 4 games this week and those teams are CAR, COL, DAL, MIN, NSH, NJD, NYR, PHI, STL, and VAN.

Luckily for you guys and gals, all the other teams play 3 games this week so no one will be missing out on the action!

Maximizing your schedule

When it comes to maximizing your schedule, COL and VAN are the two teams to target as they play 4 games on off-days! Per Mike Chambers of The Denver Post, Darcy Kuemper could return either against PHI or NYR during their road trip. While VAN is currently a dumpster fire (P.S. don't fire Benning, I think that he's a great GM and the league loses if he goes!!!), all four of their games are at home.

NJD, NYR, and PHI are some other good options as not only do they have 3 off-day games, they play a total of 4 games this week. VGK also have a 3 of

Introduction

For Week 9, there is 1 team playing 5 games, 10 teams playing 4 games, and the remaining 21 teams playing 3 games.

Heavy nights (Avoid): Tues, Thurs, Sat
Off-nights (Target): Mon, Wed, Fri, Sun
Off-nights are when less than half of the league are playing and will have an Asterisk next to it (*)
The number inside the brackets [ ] indicates the amount of Off-nights

Schedule

Teams playing 4 or more games
ANH (Mon*, Tues, Thurs, Sat, Sun*) [2]
COL (Mon*, Wed*, Fri*, Sun*) [4]
VAN (Mon*, Wed*, Fri*, Sun*) [4]
NJ (Mon*, Wed*, Fri*, Sat) [3]
PHI (Mon*, Wed*, Fri*, Sat) [3]
NYR (Tues, Wed*, Fri*, Sun*) [3]
DAL (Mon*, Wed*, Thurs, Sat) [2]
NSH (Tues, Thurs, Fri*, Sun*) [2]
CAR (Tues, Thurs, Sat, Sun*) [1]
MIN (Tues, Thurs, Sat, Sun*) [1]
STL (Tues, Thurs, Sa

I’ve have been reading Chris Mayer's book "100 BAGGERS" and noticed on Page 99 a referencing to the greatest investors of all time next to Warren Buffett, CEO of $BRK

These investors noted by Chris Mayer below own with Barry Igdaloff/Cabal plus Wesley Edens, Peter Briger Co CEOs of Fortress owned by Softbank at least 90M Novation Companies Inc. OTCBB $NOVC Common Shares 80%. We own with a few other investors 30M NOVC shares total 121M vs CSOS the pieces of the NOVC business per last SEC Filing is only 116.1M CSOS dilute yet on no news, over 50M NOVC common traded last year most shorted per www.otcshortreport.com/company/NOVC include:

• 30M NOVC Common Shares held by me and Small Count of Private Investors
• 40M Barry Igdaloff Chairman of the $NOVC Board; his $DX Cabal Howard Amster, Todd Emoff, Thomas Akin and Wesley Edens. 2000-03 NOVC Chairman restructured Dynex Capital NYSE $DX with Wesley Edens, COB of both Fortress & Capstead Mgt $CMO now traded $FBRT that owned $DX. Igdaloff's Cabal includes Whitney Tilson Small Cap Guys Jeff Eberwein x Soros + Chuck Gillman. They own at least 40M $NOVC common.
• 31M shares owned by CDOs hiding Wes Edens, CEO of Fortress/Manny Friedman, CEO of EJF Capital Taberna I & II/Kodiak CDO I own 31.3M READ the deal $NOVC Board aka Barry Igdaloff Chairman gave CDOs 9M NOVC common at zero = 22.250M Ten Year Warrants at 1 cent strike aka zero [https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2019/08/09/1900133/0/en/novation-companies-inc-executes-first-amendment-to-senior-secured-note-purchase-agreement.html](https://na01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.globenewswire.com%2Fnews-release%2F2019%2F08%2F09%2F1900133%2F0%2Fen%2Fnovation-companies-inc-executes-first-amendment-to-senior-secured-note-purchase-agreement.html&data=04%7C01%7C%7C891e205cda564663a0e008d9d6134020%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C637776200441295303%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000&sdata=LJRacoz4Hrn%2Bod%2Ff0W1lLE13Btec1h%2FS5Gq9KyVh0

In case anyone is interested: Here is a list I made earlier of the Big Finish authors of 2021, sorted by most stories to least:

James Goss

14

John Dorney

10

Andrew Smith

9

Matt Fitton

8.5

Tim Foley

7

Lisa McMullin

6

Lou Morgan

6

David Llewellyn

5

James Kettle

5

Lizzie Hopley

5

Roland Moore

5

Nicholas Briggs

4.5

Robert Valentine

4

Sarah Grochala

4

Guy Adams

3

John Theyden

3

Jonathan Morris

3

Alfie Shaw

2

Christopher Cooper

2

Helen Goldwyn

2

Jonathan Barnes

2

Katharine Armitage

2

Lizbeth Myles

2

Paul Magrs

2

Robert Whitelock

2

Steve Lyons

2

Timothy X Atack

2

Paul Morris

1.5

Aaron Lamont

1

Adrian Poynton

1

AK Benedict

1

Alan Barnes

1

Andy Frankham-Allen

1

Chris Chapman

1

Dan Starkey

1

Daniel Blythe

1

Doris V Sutherland

1

Ethan Milsea

1

Gary Russell

1

Gerry Davis

1

Jacqueline Rayner

1

John Lloyd

1

John Masefield

1

Johnny Candon

1

Lance Parkin

1

Mark Michalowski

1

Mark Wright

1

Martyn Waites

1

Mike Tucker

1

Natasha Gerson

1

Niel Bushnell

1

Nigel Fairs

1

Paul Darrow

1

Philip Hinchcliffe

1

Richard James

1

Roy Gill

1

Russell T Davies

1

Sarah Ward

1

Simon Guerier

1

Tessa North

1

Tim Gambrell

1

Tracy Ann Baines

1

Trevor Baxendale

1

"Yvonne Hartman"

1

Christian Brassington

0.5

Jamie Anderson

0.5

Justin Richards

0.5

Julian Richards

0.5

Phillip Purser-Hallard

0.5

Dave Stone

0.5

Simon Barnard

0.5

Stewart Pringle

0.5

Lauren Mooney

0.5

Huge shoutout to u/jaylemi for giving me his seal of approval to bring back Waiver Wire Warriors. All player ownership percentages are derived from Yahoo. Players who are less than 80% rostered are only featured and the stats are from the last 14 days.

Hey how's it going everyone, it's been a while since I've posted so I hope y'all are doing well.

For today, I'll be doing something a little different. There won't be a weekly preview from me this week but you can check out the one that u/Phan_ created by clicking here.

I know some of you nerds are in super deep leagues so instead of writing up about 25 players, I created this table to help you guys see who has been the most productive over the last 14 days. I've included categories, such as +/-, PIM, and SHO for those whose leagues are counting those categories. I've also included SH% to help you guys determine whose goal production will be sustainable.

For those who have been following me for the last year, I'm sorry. I know y'all know I'm a big believer in quality content but sacrificing quality for quantity will allow me to help out as many people as I can, whether if they're playing in a deep or shallow league. The issue with writing up 25 players is that they're usually gone by the time you open up your fantasy app. But with +200 players, you'll have a ton of options. Let me know what you think of this idea!

Other than that, I hope this will help y'all! As always, if you have any questions, reach out via the comments/PM or on Twitter @vizionsnaps. School's been really busy and I know I haven't really been active so if it's urgent, just DM me.

Thank you guys for the support, appreciate it as always! If you want to buy me a coffee and help out with my studying, feel free to do so clicking on the link below! <3

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Skaters

As you consider who might somehow win the ACC (somebody has to after all), some recent historical background: only 3 teams have won the acc more recently than wake forest: Clemson, FSU, and VT. In fact, those are the only teams other than Wake Forest (note the one “r” in “Forest”) to have ever won an ACC Championship Game. Hell, Louisville, Syracuse and NC State have never even played in the ACC Championship Game. BC, the entire Coastal division aside from VT, and Notre Dame are all winless in ACC Championship Games.

Of the 3 non-Wake Forest teams to have won an ACCCG, Virginia Tech lost to West Virginia and looked pathetic against Richmond. They aren’t really a threat. Clemson already has a conference loss and will probably take another on Saturday. FSU might lose to UMass.

(And yes, GT fans, you technically won one in 2009, but vacated wins don’t count here. If we let cheaters get credit for winning the ACC, UNC would probably have one too.)

“Sure, they’re 4-0, but they haven’t played anyone, so why should we believe in the Deacs?” You may ask. I’ll tell you. Wake Forest is one of 3 teams to be in the top 10 for both offensive and defensive points per drive (UGA, Michigan) source, top 5 for turnover margin and red zone defense source, and has the best kicker in NCAA history source. If that’s not enough for you to believe in the Deacs, I don’t know what will do it, but I’m going to convince you anyway.

We’re not playing hero ball out here. There aren’t any ACC POTY candidates on the field. It’s assignment defense and sharing the ball offensively. It’s a stupidly bizarre mesh-point RPO that baffles other defenses, even in Clawson’s 8th season in the ACC. Sam Hartman isn’t Brennan Armstrong or even Sam Howell, but he takes care of the football gets it to the playmakers at WR. Also, he has eaten a hamburger before, which makes him the best Sam H. in the acc.

“But we’ve seen this before in 2019, but you fell apart and let us down, leaving clemson to win yet again. Why is this year any different?” You may ask. I hear you. Let’s take a look.

That 2019 team was already showing signs of weakness when they were ranked 19th in the AP poll at 5-0 through their non-conference schedule and first ACC game. 24-18 vs UNC. 38-

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

• If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
• Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
• Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
• You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
• Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below

5582. Geosystems Core, 1st Edition: Robert W. Christopherson &, Stephen F. Cunha & Charles E. Thomsen

5583. Business Essentials, 8th Canadian Edition: Ronald J. Ebert &, Ricky W. Griffin &, Frederick A. Starke

5584. CompTIA Security+ Get Certified Get Ahead: SY0-501 Study Guide, 4th Edition: Darril Gibson

5585. Mathematics for Physics: An Illustrated Handbook, 1st Edition: Adam Marsh

5586. Principles of Chemistry: A Molecular Approach, 3rd Edition: Nivaldo J. Tro

5587. The Only Options Trading Book You’ll Ever Need: Russell Allen Stultz

5588. Concepts of Genetics, 3rd Edition: Robert Brooker

5589. Financial Accounting Theory, 7th Edition: William R. Scott

5590. Particle Image Velocimetry: A Practical Guide, 3rd Edition: Markus Raffel &, Christian E. Willert &, Fulvio Scarano &, Christian J. Kähler & Steve T. Wereley

5591. DeVita, Hellman, and Rosenberg's Cancer: Principles & Practice of Oncology, 11th Edition: Vincent T. DeVita &, Steven A. Rosenberg & Theodore S. Lawrence

5592. Machine Elements in Mechanical Design, 6th Edition: Robert L. Mott &, Edward M. Vavrek & Jyhwen Wang

5593. Molecular Cell Biology, 8th Edition: Harvey Lodish,& Arnold Berk,& Chris A. Kaiser,& Monty Krieger, & Anthony Bretscher, & Hidde Ploegh, & Angelika Amon,

5594. Managing Operations Across the Supply Chain, 3rd Edition: Morgan Swink &, Steven Melnyk &, M. Bixby Cooper &, Janet L. Hartley

5595. Foundations of Nursing Research, 7th Edition: Rose Marie Nieswiadomy &, Catherine Bailey

5596. Expert Oracle Application Express, 2nd Edition: Doug Gault &, Dimitri Gielis & Martin DSouza &, Roel Hartman &, Raj Mattamal

5597. Introduction to Econometrics, Update global 3rd Edition: James H. Stock & Mark W. Watson

5598. Industrial Microbiology: An Introduction, 1st Edition: Michael J. Waites &, Neil L. Morgan &, John S. Rockey &, Gary Higton

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.