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πŸ‘€︎ u/NALPBAUM
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Why is Ja Rule never late?

because he’s Always On Time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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Did'ja hear about those new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.

This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyCamoCat738
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An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man are all watching a street performer

The street performer notices the four men are very far to the back and cannot see, so he stands on a box and continues his performance while asking, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Si."

"Ja."

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A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSí” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Don't worry, everyone!
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling

The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, β€œCan you all see me now?”

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSi” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtrad_24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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How Long is a Chinese name.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donnakebabmeat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.

The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?' They reply:

'Yes' 'Oui' 'Si' 'Ja'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilGingeyboi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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How did the Samurai defeat the enemy General?

He hit him with "Ja-Pan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trainsylvania
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I want to open a Jamaican-Spanish-Irish small plates breakfast joint.

We're going to call it "Tapas the Morning to Ja"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Saw just dosen't cut it.

Talking about the condition of one of the power saws at work (construction):

Boss: Do you know if that saw is working properly now? Did (coworker) manage to fix it?
Me: Yeah, it's running now, only problem it that it doesn't cut any longer...
Boss: Huh?
Me: Yeah, it only cuts shorter.

The original conversation was not in English, but the pun works in my native language too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2rgeir
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.

The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'SΓ­.' 'Ja.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgamGamez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What type of corn grows the tallest?

An acorn! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darbymowell
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2016
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What do you call a cold you get twice?

De ja-flu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hurmando
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Fyre festival is being investigated

I guess no one's above the ja ruul of law

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[German] Wenn ist das NunstΓΌck git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmpororJustinian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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An Englishman, A Frenchman, A Spaniard and A German go to a magic show

They arrive late so all the seats were taken. The 4 gentlemen decide to stand in the narrow walkway at the back, one behind the other.

The Magician on stage notices the commotion, and asks the gentlemen:

"Can you all see me from there?"

So the gentlemen reply in order:

"Yes." "Oui." "Si." "Ja."

(Note: I didn't find a joke similar to this on here, but if you did post this joke before, please let me know πŸ˜‰)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlduinIsAGeordie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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What does an angry pepper do?

Get Ja-La-Peno face!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linguiniguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Dad-dom has already started...

27, single, childless With a group of friends about to ride a rollercoaster. I notice that the ride attendants name tag says "DeJa"... and I can feel the dad within me take over.

The ride was fun, we were in the first row... DeJa cheerily welcomes us back into the station, and I, without control of myself, exclaim "OMG it's DeJa, again!" Pause 1 second Entire cart groans in unison.

She convincingly said she had "never heard that one before", but it might have just been expert-level sarcasm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfouzer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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Who removed my post?

http://imgur.com/a/boyJA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BlNG_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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Jon Schmidt of ThePianoGuys has a German dad...and he's got jokes.

Jon recapping a story of his younger days playing the piano and chatting with his dad.

German Dad: You should be on the radio.

Jon: Ah, Thanks Dad

German Dad: Ja, Then I could turn you off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilNilmo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2016
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So I signed up for an orienteering course in a Polish resort...

It was in a dense forest, and the instructor was waiting for me when I arrived. I pulled out my compass, but he laughed and shook his head. "That won't work here, you know," he said, pointing at my compass. "What do you mean?" I asked, "This is an orienteering course, isn't it?" "Ja, it is an orienteering course, but you can a compass not use." I was very puzzled at this point, and I questioned, "Why?" "There are too many Poles."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockybond
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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Number one on my bucket list

Is probably this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakint
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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In Honor of his Birthday, My dads ultimate go to (terrible) Dad Joke that he used every time and acted surprised when we finally caught on and stole his punch line

Walking through the mall.... They have a show model of a Buick that they are selling, sitting outside the food court...

My dad..everytime...without fail.....

"Would ja look at the parking spot THEY got!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lostTHENf0und
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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Typical dad joke (x post from r/funny)

http://i.imgur.com/ym8ygJA.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theposhsausage
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My fiance is watching a lot of 'Say Yes To The Dress'....

Here are a few of my peanut gallery comments to pass the time....

"I'm going to open my own wedding dress store. It's going to be called 'The Tulle Shop'".

"TLC is coming out with a new show that's about buying underwear. It's called 'Say Ja To The Bra'".

"What type of wedding dress did the future wife of the New York Yankee buy? A ball gown."

Indian-themed weddings are also a gold mine because of the "sari" dress. Too many to list here. Stuff along the lines of "I feel sari she has to pick between those two dresses". "She'll be sari if she doesn't pick that dress."....the list goes on and on...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeeItForeward
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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I asked my dad for a small glass of cider.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/John_Ya_Ya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in a room...

...a man enters and asks them "Can you see me?" and they respond; "Yes." "Oui." "SΓ­." "Ja."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonmokoko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amanbbi
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An Englishman, German, French and Italian are standing at the side of a street watching a street performer.

The street performer noticed that they all have poor eye sight so he asked them whether they can see him and they responded: "Yes" "Oui" "Sì" "Ja"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noir_Reaper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Hadn't heard this joke before.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"SΓ­"

"Ja"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beerdude26
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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