Ivy League Puns

A list of puns related to "Ivy League"

What would Hitler be called if he graduated from an Ivy League university?

A nein out of Penn

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👤︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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What did James Brown say after he attended an Ivy League school?

“I FEEL WELL!!”

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👤︎ u/jewyouevenlift
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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Today I found out there are 8 schools in the Ivy League...

It should actually be called the VIII League

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👤︎ u/pm_me_your_poang
📅︎ Nov 06 2017
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Just got hired and I'm already *that* employee

Me: (assembling boxes) i'll watch out for that plant.

Boss: yes please do, i've had that fern since it was just a sprout.

Me: awww. they grow up so fast.

Boss: yes. it'll probably start going to college soon.

Me: think it'll go to an... ivy league?

Boss: ...

Me: ...

Boss: ...

Me: ...so yeah I'll just pack these boxes and watch out for the plant.

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👤︎ u/winnersbitch
📅︎ Nov 29 2014
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