Italian Navy Puns

I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:

• New Navy
• Half Foods
• Over Armor
• Paper Clips
• 49 Cent Store
• Seniors R Us (really old stuff like antiques)
• Tom & Harry's Sporting Goods
• Pier 99 Exports
• Yankee Light Bulb
• O.M.G. Monday's
• Due Pizza (It's Italian, not Spanish)
• Rhode Island Closets (they are very small)
• Open Space (think about it)