Do you know they interrupting cow knock knock joke?

Knock Knock / Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow whβ€”

Moooooooo!

There should be a Trump version.

Knock knock / Who's there?

Interrupting Trump.

Interrupting Trump whβ€”

Fake moos!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snortkle
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DadHelp wanted: more variants for "interrupting cow" knock-knock joke to amuse kids

Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!

(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)

  • French cow: le moo

  • Backwards cow: oom

  • Upside down cow: woo

  • Sad cow: moo hoo hoo

  • Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo

  • Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo

  • Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)

  • Cow in disguise: Baa

  • Horse in disguise: Moo

  • Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo

  • Inaudible cow:

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Did you hear about the man who's funeral was interrupted by the sprinklers?

He was sent to a watery grave.

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A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
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Don't interrupt someone working intently on a word puzzle

Chances are, you'll hear some cross words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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I interrupted my friend when he said he had the best egg puns saying...

I’m really happy for you Omelette you finish, but I have the best egg puns around

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Why should you never interrupt a kidnapping?

They get really cranky if they don't get enough sleep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinferbrains
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I had a horrible nightmare that my Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime service all got interrupted. .

Thank goodness it was only a bad stream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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My ex used to interrupt me.

She always said we had to talk.

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One day, Dracula gives his son β€œthe talk”. He tells him, β€œson, when two monsters love each other very much...” The son interrupts him and says...

β€œThey Mash!” β€œYes son! They do the monster mash”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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I was telling a client about hip pain but he kept interrupting me.

I would always have to pick up where I left off with "psoas I was saying".

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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When did the dragon's meal get interrupted?

Around mid-knight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiandi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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A son is telling his dad a story that he had learned in history class. The father’s other child constantly interrupted his sibling’s story. The dad had enough and told his interrupting child,

β€œStop interrupting! It’s not your story, it’s β€˜history.’”

Edit: not sure how to express the pun of the word β€˜history’ so to clarify, it’s a play on β€˜his story.’

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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The Monk and The Cow

A monk sits at the peak of a hill that overlooks where the grassy Earth meets a river, the river flows with a breeze, and the breeze explores a mountain range, and the mountains neighbor the sky, and the sky conceals the entire universe, hiding the unknown in plain sight. The monk exhales "Ooooomm". He repeats this until a noise, very faint, breaks his chant.

"moo."

The monk stops for a moment but, without changing his position, dismisses it. "Ooooooommm." He begins again.

He's interrupted again, "moooo."

The monk turns to find a cow looking up at him from the bottom of the hill. "Kind cow," the monk says, "please do not interrupt my meditation."

The cow stares blankly back at the monk. The monk sighs and continues.

"Oooooommmm-"

Even louder, "Mmmooooooooo."

"Dear cow, I must reach enlightenment. Please, refrain from making your cow noises or find another hill."

The monk continues again, "Oooooooommmm-"

"MMMmmoooooooooooO!" The cow exclaims.

The monk stands up angrily, "Cow! Why must you interrupt my chanting?"

The cow replies, "Because you're saying it backwards!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Interrupting Dad

Son: Knock, knock.

Me: Who’s there?

Son: Interrupting Dad.

Me: Interrupting Da-

Son: β€œBUUUURRP!”

I got dad joked by my 8 year old...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/THIS_GUY_LIFTS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Why don’t you interrupt a cruciverbalist?

You might hear some cross words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trashycollector
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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I interrupted an argument between my friends

One of them said "back off, my beef isn't with you"

I replied "I know, it's with our butcher"

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A pair of underwear walked into the bar, ordered a drink, and began to tell the bartender a story. He went on and on and on.

The bartender interrupted him and said, "Hey can you make this brief?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ht_86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My father’s name is Lee. My name is Riley.

As a kid, if I ever said the word β€œapparently”, he would interrupt to shout β€œA Son Riley!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rtech
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Haven’t spoke to my wife for the last three weeks

Didn’t want to interrupt.

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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In'vest'i'gator'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
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Whatever you do, don't spell part backwards

Because it's a trap

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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My friend started reading something I’d vaguely heard before so...

I interrupted him and said β€œI already read it before”

He said, ” Do you mean, You’ve been on reddit before?”

I replied, β€œNo I mean I’ve read it before.”

My friend said, β€œ Dude with that grammar I doubt you’ve read anything before.”

I protested, β€œ Hey, I’ve read IT”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptSzat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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My daughter will be a great dad someday

Last night, I tried to tell my 10 year old daughter the classic "Kangaroo walks into a bar" joke. For those who are not familiar, a version of this. I got to the point where the Kangaroo orders the first beer, and my daughter interrupted me with "let me guess - the beer wasn't hoppy enough." Nope. But I like the way she thinks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeDC
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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I asked the judge to shorten my sentence and

he interrupted me

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I work at Google...

Ran into my dad when I was out and about with a friend. We sat down for a drink and conversation somehow turned to our respective work places. My friend says "I work at Google and there...". My dad interrupts him and legit goes "Really?! You work at Google? I Google at work!" with this stupid grin on his face.

I could hear loudly my friend's silent groan :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bustcratch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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Actual exchange between my 8-year old daughter and I

8yo - Hey dad, knock knock

Me - who's there?

8yo - daddy boo

Me - daddy boo who?

8yo - awwww dad, don't cry, your life isn't that bad!

I just got dad-joked, hard!

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At work talking about an accounting firm that does the books for some dairy farms...

I interrupted the conversation and said "you mean the acCOWntants?"

This was over a month ago and I still proudly think about that joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delds04
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I've created a monster

My 7 year old daughter calls me: " Dad, can you help me with..."

” I'm not your Dad" β€” I interrupt trying the daily dad joke– "I'm an alien, an my friends kidnapped your Dad"

7y old daughter: "you mean... he was Dadnapped"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drneck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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A man goes in to see the doctor.

He says, β€œDoctor, you have to help. The stress is getting to me. I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam.”

The doctor interrupts him and says, β€œRelax man, you’re two tents.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Boy, my wife. I can barely get a word in edgewise. Yesterday I said to her, β€œI’m sorry...

...did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I pulled this one on a client today

I was explaining something to a client and a real estate agent when I am interrupted by a Train whistle. I pause waiting for it to end.

I then continue my explanation. Only to get interrupted again for a good 15 seconds.

After it ends.

Me: Long pause.... I'm sorry I've lost my train of thought.

The agent chuckled. But I could hear everyone else rolling their eyes.

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Simon says

This happened last night. I laughed way too hard after it so figured I’d share. Driving with my three sons playing Simon says in the backseat.

Oldest son: β€œSimon says place your hand on someone else’s head” Me angrily interrupting: β€œNO we’re keeping our hands to ourselves” Oldest son: β€œawe cmon dad but we’re playing Simon says we’re not gonna fight” Me: β€œfine......Simon says keep your hands to yourself”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyleorto86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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A father comes home from work to find his son playing on the computer....

Dads asks β€œwhat are you playing son?” Son seems aggravated by being interrupted and answers, β€œMinecraft. β€œ

Dad replies β€œso one could say you’re practicing for a career in the mining business.”

Kid says, β€œwhy don’t you mine your own business and leave me alone!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sand_searcher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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My dad kept making a joke about interrupting cow

He was obviously milking it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HylianHero_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle.

Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle.

You may hear some crosswords.

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