I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
How does Nasa organize a party?
I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament,
but good players are really hard to find.
They should make a political organization for older people who've left the workforce.
Call it the retirement party
Must....keep....maritime puns....
What is the organ donation center called in England?
I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said “concentrate from Turkey”
Wouldn’t that make it... turkey juice?
Why should Australians be banned from international chess tournaments?
Cos they keep saying "check, mate"
How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.
(Yeah. I saturn one of their meetings, so I know)
What's Israel's cannabis organization?
What do you call a fish that knows a lot of organized information?
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
I think my postman is an organ donor.
His truck says, “We deliver for you.”
Since it's International Women's Day, I'd like to point out some inequality: If my wife wears nothing but one of my t-shirts it's cute, but if I wear nothing but one of her t-shirts...
...I have to leave Home Depot.
I would tell you something about your internal organs but...
...You wouldn’t get it; it’s an inside joke.
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
I was going to smoke a cigar on International Women’s Day
I had a cigarette instead
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
My x wife hated the way I organized everything
Hopefully my y wife won’t be my last.
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
I love internal organ humour.
Because they are inside jokes
What's the internal temperature of a taunton?
My wife just bought some organic rosehips
I did even know roses had legs.
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
Man #1: "Sir, would you like a pamphlet about our organization?
My dinner tonight consisted of the internal organs and entrails of a butchered animal.
I’ve started an organization that grants scholarships to former armed services individuals that want to become animal doctors. Grantees are awarded based on an interview process.
I call it “Best bets for vetting vets for vets”
How does Santa keep his library organized?
The reason there is so few organ donors is
What do you call an organized alligator?
I don't know, but you better not mess with it!
I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.
Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.
How does Santa organize his list?
He puts it in elf-abetical order.
How does nasa organize a party?
What do you call an organ donation center in England?
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
How does NASA organize a party?
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.
How does NASA organize a party?
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