Long shot here - anyone lost an old and I suspect a very precious photo under an Albert Embankment bench yesterday? DM me if it's yours.
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Anyone know what this building is? Spotted it on my way to the Covid memorial wall (Albert Embankment)
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London, Albert Embankment, Xmas 1984
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Albert Embankment this Evening
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Pedestrian killed as window pane falls 27 floors from flat and crushes him at Albert Embankment mirror.co.uk/news/uk-newsโ€ฆ
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but why has no-one thought to write nonse on thames house orthe SIS building on Albert embankment, 2 teenagers at 4am might do t, haha!

but why has no-one thought to write nonse on thames house orthe SIS building on Albert embankment, 2 teenagers at 4am might do t, haha!

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Just visited London. Had a great time. We stayed in a hotel along the Albert Embankment. I caught the tube at Vauxhall. Curious? What kind of community is Vauxhall? What's it's reputation? It seemed ok, but was hard to tell for this American.
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ITAP of MI6 headquarters at night, Albert Embankment, London
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To the taxi driver at Albert embankment Rd, please use all your fingers next time you wave to me

Thank you!

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[December 15th, 1917] Cars with troops of the first seven British divisions which fought on the Western Front in 1914 passing down the Embankment on their way to the Albert Hall to attend a commemoration service, 15 December 1917.
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Albert Embankment (5184 x 3456) [OC]
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[Exposure] Albert Embankment ()
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, โ€œwhat is your blood type?โ€

โ€œI am probably a type Oโ€ said the rabbit.

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I'm bored so...

I translated every station name into Chinese (every station that are operated by Underground, Overground, DLR & TfL Rail)

(Note: I apologise if the translation is incorrect)

Zone 1 Chinese name
Paddington ๅธ•ไธ้กฟ
Edgware Road ๅŸƒๅฅ‡้Ÿฆๅฐ”่ทฏ
Marylebone ้ฉฌ้‡Œๆณขๆฉ
Baker Street ่ดๅ…‹่ก—
Great Portland Street ๅคงๆณข็‰นๅ…ฐ่ก—
Euston ๅฐคๆ–ฏ้กฟ
Euston Square ๅฐคๆ–ฏ้กฟๅนฟๅœบ
King's Cross Saint Pancras ๅ›ฝ็Ž‹ๅๅญ—ๅœฃๆฝ˜ๅ…‹ๆ‹‰ๆ–ฏ
Angel ๅคฉไฝฟ
Old Street ่€่ก—
Shoreditch High Street ่‚–ๅฐ”่ฟชๅฅ‡ๅคง่ก—
Aldgate East ๅฅฅๅฐ”ๅพท็›–็‰นไธœ
Aldgate ๅฅฅๅฐ”ๅพท็›–็‰น
Tower Gateway ๅก”ๅผ็ฝ‘ๅ…ณ
Tower Hill ๅก”ๅฑฑ
Monument ็บชๅฟต็ข‘
Cannon Street ๅŠ ๅ†œ่ก—
Mansion House ่ฑชๅฎ…
Blackfriars ้ป‘่กฃไฟฎๅฃซ
London Bridge ๐ŸŒ‰ ไผฆๆ•ฆๅคงๆกฅ
Temple ๅฏบๅบ™
Borough ่‡ชๆฒปๅธ‚้•‡
Southwark ๅ—ๅŽๅ…‹
Lambeth North ๅŒ—ๅ…ฐ่ดๆ–ฏ
Waterloo ๆป‘้“ๅข
Embankment ๅ ค
Westminster ๅจๆ–ฏๆ•ๆ–ฏ็‰น
Saint James's^((James')) Park ๅœฃ่ฉนๅง†ๆ–ฏๅ…ฌๅ›ญ
Nine Elms ไนๆฆ†
Battersea Power Station ๅทด็‰น่ฅฟๅ‘็”ต็ซ™
Pimlico ็šฎๅง†ๅˆฉ็ง‘
Victoria ็ปดๅคšๅˆฉไบš
Sloane Square ๆ–ฏ้š†ๅนฟๅœบ
South Kensington ๅ—่‚ฏ่พ›้กฟ
High Street Kensington ้ซ˜่ก—่‚ฏ่พ›้กฟ
Bayswater ่ดๆ–ฏๆฒƒ็‰น
Gloucester Road ๅ‘Šๅฃซๆ‰“้“
Queensway ้‡‘้’Ÿ้“
Lancaster Gate ๅ…ฐๅผ€ๆ–ฏ็‰น้—จ
Marble Arch ๅคง็†็Ÿณๆ‹ฑ้—จ
Bond Street ้‚ฆๅพท่ก—
Oxford Circus ็‰›ๆดฅ้ฉฌๆˆๅ›ข
Tottenham Court Road ๆ‰˜็‰น็บณๅง†ๆณ•้™ข่ทฏ
Holborn ้œๅฐ”ๆœฌ
Chancery Lane ๅคงๆณ•ๅฎ˜ๅทท
Bank ้“ถ่กŒ
Knightsbridge ้ช‘ๅฃซๆกฅ
Hyde Park Corner ๆตทๅพทๅ…ฌๅ›ญ่ง’
Green Park ็ปฟ่‰ฒๅ…ฌๅ›ญ
Piccadilly Circus ็šฎๅก่ฟชๅˆฉ้ฉฌๆˆๅ›ข
Farringdon ๆณ•็ต็™ป
Leicester Square ่Žฑๆ–ฏ็‰นๅนฟๅœบ
Covent Square ่€ƒๆ–‡็‰น่Šฑๅ›ญ
Russell Square ็ฝ—็ด ๅนฟๅœบ
Warren Street ๆฒƒไผฆ่ก—
Goodge Street ๅคๅฅ‡่ก—
Charing Cross ๆŸฅๆž—ๅๅญ—
Regent's Park ๆ‘„ๆ”ฟๅ…ฌๅ›ญ
Zones 1 & 2 Chinese name
Hoxton ้œๅ…‹ๆ–ฏ้กฟ
Elephant & Castle ๅคง่ฑกๅ’ŒๅŸŽๅ ก
Kennington ่‚ฏๅฎ้กฟ
Vauxhall ๆฒƒๅ…‹ๆ–ฏ่ฑชๅฐ”
Earl's Court ไผฏ็ˆต้˜
Notting Hill Gate ่ฏบไธๅฑฑ้—จ
Zone 2 (the most tedious part when I'm making this) Chinese name
Kilburn ๅŸบๅฐ”ๆœฌ
West Hampstead ่ฅฟๆฑ‰ๆ™ฎๆ–ฏ็‰นๅพท
Finchley Road ่Šฌๅฅ‡ๅˆฉ่ทฏ
Finchley Road & Frognal ่Šฌๅฅ‡ๅˆฉ่ทฏๅ’Œๅผ—็ฝ—ๅฐผไน
Swiss Cottage ็‘žๅฃซๅฐๅฑ‹
Saint John's Wood ๅœฃ็บฆ็ฟฐๆฃฎๆž—
Kilburn High Road ๅŸบๅฐ”ๆœฌ้ซ˜่ทฏ
Brondesbury Park ๅธƒๆœ—ๅ…นไผฏ้‡Œๅ…ฌๅ›ญ
Brondesbury ๅธƒๆœ—ๅ…นไผฏ้‡Œ
South Hampstead ๅ—ๆฑ‰ๆ™ฎๆ–ฏ็‰นๅพท
Hampstead Heath ๆฑ‰ๆ™ฎๆ–ฏ็‰นๅพทๅธŒๆ€
Mornington Crescent ่Žซๅฎ้กฟๆ–ฐๆœˆ
Camden Town ๅกๅง†็™ป้•‡
Camden Road ๅกๅง†็™ป่ทฏ
Chalk Farm ็ฒ‰็ฌ”ๅ†œๅœบ
Belsize Park ่ดๅฐ”่ต›ๅ…ฌๅ›ญ
Gospel Oak ็ฆ้Ÿณๆฉกๆ ‘
Kentish Town West ่‚ฏ็‰น้•‡่ฅฟ
Kentish Town ่‚ฏ็‰น้•‡
Tufnell Park ๅก”ๅคซๅ†…ๅฐ”ๅ…ฌๅ›ญ
Upper Holloway ไธŠ้œๆด›ๅจ
Caledonian Road ๅ–€้‡Œๅคšๅฐผไบš่ทฏ
Caledonian Road & Barnsbury ๅ–€้‡Œๅคšๅฐผไบš่ทฏๅ’Œๅทดๆฉๆ–ฏไผฏ้‡Œ
Holloway Road ้œๆด›ๅจ่ทฏ
Arsenal ๅ…ตๅทฅๅŽ‚
Finsbury Park ่Šฌๆ–ฏไผฏ้‡Œๅ…ฌๅ›ญ
Highbury & Islington ๆตทๅธƒ้‡Œๅ’ŒไผŠๆ–ฏ็ต้กฟ
Canonbury ๅกๅ†œไผฏ้‡Œ
Dalston Kingsland ่พพๅฐ”ๆ–ฏ้กฟ้‡‘ๆ–ฏๅ…ฐ
Dalston Junction ่พพๅฐ”ๆ–ฏ้กฟ็ป“
Haggerston ๅ“ˆๆ ผๆ–ฏ้กฟ
Bethnal Green ่ดๆ–ฏ็บณๅฐ”ๆ ผๆž—
Cambridge Heath ๅ‰‘ๆกฅๅธŒๆ€
London Fields ไผฆๆ•ฆ็”ฐ้‡Ž
Hackney Central ๅ“ˆๅ…‹ๅฐผไธญๅฟƒ
Hackney Downs ๅ“ˆๅ…‹ๅฐผๅ”ๆ–ฏ
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Iโ€™ve got this disease where I canโ€™t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when itโ€™s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when itโ€™s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants donโ€™t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries werenโ€™t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldnโ€™t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now Iโ€™m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But thatโ€™s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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What do you call a woman whoโ€™s really good at darts?

Amy

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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