A list of puns related to "Albert Embankment"
but why has no-one thought to write nonse on thames house orthe SIS building on Albert embankment, 2 teenagers at 4am might do t, haha!
Thank you!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, โwhat is your blood type?โ
โI am probably a type Oโ said the rabbit.
I translated every station name into Chinese (every station that are operated by Underground, Overground, DLR & TfL Rail)
(Note: I apologise if the translation is incorrect)
Zone 1 | Chinese name |
---|---|
Paddington | ๅธไธ้กฟ |
Edgware Road | ๅๅฅ้ฆๅฐ่ทฏ |
Marylebone | ้ฉฌ้ๆณขๆฉ |
Baker Street | ่ดๅ ่ก |
Great Portland Street | ๅคงๆณข็นๅ ฐ่ก |
Euston | ๅฐคๆฏ้กฟ |
Euston Square | ๅฐคๆฏ้กฟๅนฟๅบ |
King's Cross Saint Pancras | ๅฝ็ๅๅญๅฃๆฝๅ ๆๆฏ |
Angel | ๅคฉไฝฟ |
Old Street | ่่ก |
Shoreditch High Street | ่ๅฐ่ฟชๅฅๅคง่ก |
Aldgate East | ๅฅฅๅฐๅพท็็นไธ |
Aldgate | ๅฅฅๅฐๅพท็็น |
Tower Gateway | ๅกๅผ็ฝๅ ณ |
Tower Hill | ๅกๅฑฑ |
Monument | ็บชๅฟต็ข |
Cannon Street | ๅ ๅ่ก |
Mansion House | ่ฑชๅฎ |
Blackfriars | ้ป่กฃไฟฎๅฃซ |
London Bridge ๐ | ไผฆๆฆๅคงๆกฅ |
Temple | ๅฏบๅบ |
Borough | ่ชๆฒปๅธ้ |
Southwark | ๅๅๅ |
Lambeth North | ๅๅ ฐ่ดๆฏ |
Waterloo | ๆป้ๅข |
Embankment | ๅ ค |
Westminster | ๅจๆฏๆๆฏ็น |
Saint James's^((James')) Park | ๅฃ่ฉนๅงๆฏๅ ฌๅญ |
Nine Elms | ไนๆฆ |
Battersea Power Station | ๅทด็น่ฅฟๅ็ต็ซ |
Pimlico | ็ฎๅงๅฉ็ง |
Victoria | ็ปดๅคๅฉไบ |
Sloane Square | ๆฏ้ๅนฟๅบ |
South Kensington | ๅ่ฏ่พ้กฟ |
High Street Kensington | ้ซ่ก่ฏ่พ้กฟ |
Bayswater | ่ดๆฏๆฒ็น |
Gloucester Road | ๅๅฃซๆ้ |
Queensway | ้้้ |
Lancaster Gate | ๅ ฐๅผๆฏ็น้จ |
Marble Arch | ๅคง็็ณๆฑ้จ |
Bond Street | ้ฆๅพท่ก |
Oxford Circus | ็ๆดฅ้ฉฌๆๅข |
Tottenham Court Road | ๆ็น็บณๅงๆณ้ข่ทฏ |
Holborn | ้ๅฐๆฌ |
Chancery Lane | ๅคงๆณๅฎๅทท |
Bank | ้ถ่ก |
Knightsbridge | ้ชๅฃซๆกฅ |
Hyde Park Corner | ๆตทๅพทๅ ฌๅญ่ง |
Green Park | ็ปฟ่ฒๅ ฌๅญ |
Piccadilly Circus | ็ฎๅก่ฟชๅฉ้ฉฌๆๅข |
Farringdon | ๆณ็ต็ป |
Leicester Square | ่ฑๆฏ็นๅนฟๅบ |
Covent Square | ่ๆ็น่ฑๅญ |
Russell Square | ็ฝ็ด ๅนฟๅบ |
Warren Street | ๆฒไผฆ่ก |
Goodge Street | ๅคๅฅ่ก |
Charing Cross | ๆฅๆๅๅญ |
Regent's Park | ๆๆฟๅ ฌๅญ |
Zones 1 & 2 | Chinese name |
---|---|
Hoxton | ้ๅ ๆฏ้กฟ |
Elephant & Castle | ๅคง่ฑกๅๅๅ ก |
Kennington | ่ฏๅฎ้กฟ |
Vauxhall | ๆฒๅ ๆฏ่ฑชๅฐ |
Earl's Court | ไผฏ็ต้ |
Notting Hill Gate | ่ฏบไธๅฑฑ้จ |
Zone 2 (the most tedious part when I'm making this) | Chinese name |
---|---|
Kilburn | ๅบๅฐๆฌ |
West Hampstead | ่ฅฟๆฑๆฎๆฏ็นๅพท |
Finchley Road | ่ฌๅฅๅฉ่ทฏ |
Finchley Road & Frognal | ่ฌๅฅๅฉ่ทฏๅๅผ็ฝๅฐผไน |
Swiss Cottage | ็ๅฃซๅฐๅฑ |
Saint John's Wood | ๅฃ็บฆ็ฟฐๆฃฎๆ |
Kilburn High Road | ๅบๅฐๆฌ้ซ่ทฏ |
Brondesbury Park | ๅธๆๅ นไผฏ้ๅ ฌๅญ |
Brondesbury | ๅธๆๅ นไผฏ้ |
South Hampstead | ๅๆฑๆฎๆฏ็นๅพท |
Hampstead Heath | ๆฑๆฎๆฏ็นๅพทๅธๆ |
Mornington Crescent | ่ซๅฎ้กฟๆฐๆ |
Camden Town | ๅกๅง็ป้ |
Camden Road | ๅกๅง็ป่ทฏ |
Chalk Farm | ็ฒ็ฌๅๅบ |
Belsize Park | ่ดๅฐ่ตๅ ฌๅญ |
Gospel Oak | ็ฆ้ณๆฉกๆ |
Kentish Town West | ่ฏ็น้่ฅฟ |
Kentish Town | ่ฏ็น้ |
Tufnell Park | ๅกๅคซๅ ๅฐๅ ฌๅญ |
Upper Holloway | ไธ้ๆดๅจ |
Caledonian Road | ๅ้ๅคๅฐผไบ่ทฏ |
Caledonian Road & Barnsbury | ๅ้ๅคๅฐผไบ่ทฏๅๅทดๆฉๆฏไผฏ้ |
Holloway Road | ้ๆดๅจ่ทฏ |
Arsenal | ๅ ตๅทฅๅ |
Finsbury Park | ่ฌๆฏไผฏ้ๅ ฌๅญ |
Highbury & Islington | ๆตทๅธ้ๅไผๆฏ็ต้กฟ |
Canonbury | ๅกๅไผฏ้ |
Dalston Kingsland | ่พพๅฐๆฏ้กฟ้ๆฏๅ ฐ |
Dalston Junction | ่พพๅฐๆฏ้กฟ็ป |
Haggerston | ๅๆ ผๆฏ้กฟ |
Bethnal Green | ่ดๆฏ็บณๅฐๆ ผๆ |
Cambridge Heath | ๅๆกฅๅธๆ |
London Fields | ไผฆๆฆ็ฐ้ |
Hackney Central | ๅๅ ๅฐผไธญๅฟ |
Hackney Downs | ๅๅ ๅฐผๅๆฏ |
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The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itโs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donโt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
And now Iโm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatโs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
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