Teacher: Use the word โ€˜intermittentโ€™ in a sentence.

I said: While I was camping it began to rain hard so I ran intermittent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/El_Sidgio
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What do you call it when you run a lap, walk a lap, run a lap, walk a lap?

Intermittent fasting

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/boogerknows
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How does Sonic the Hedgehog stay in shape?

Intermittent fasting.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PowerRaptor
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Politics

I'm in the back seat of my dad's car, as we're driving down a rather busy street of a populated city. My dad taps me on the shoulder and gestures out the window with an air of disgust.

Dad: "I can't believe all the political advertising they have out here."

I look around for quite some time, expecting to spot a house covered with election signs or political party banners. All that I see are a series of pylons with road signs intermittently placed in between them.

The signs say: "Keep left."

My dad snickers with pride and drives off.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ModernAztec
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