One way to solve the current water shortage is to integrate all Amazon Prime accounts.

According to Calculus, we will get an Amazon, plus a sea.

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I had a very good math teacher. He was an integral part of my life. It doesn’t add up that I can’t remember who he was.

He is a real Mister Riemann.

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When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

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A guy went to class on a test day dressed in a feline outfit; while his prof was blabbing about academic integrity the guy said ..

I'm not lion and won't be a cheetah

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Vertical integration
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πŸ‘€︎ u/erdogranola
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I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.

It was hard to differentiate between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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They integrated that pun very well
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You might think my calculus jokes are derivative, but they’re an integral part of me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealRoybot
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2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7

But the odds were against them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitmal
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Dominoes claims that they will remake your pizza for free, if your pizzas integrity has ever been comprised.

I guess if they can afford to this,then they must really be....

                         rolling in the dough.
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They said Calculus would be integral to my education

but I found it a little derivative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippokuda
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.

The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

Only a fraction of people understand that joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
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Facebook has over 2 billion users, That is as big as the whole of christianity, Forget that, it is bigger than hinduism and islam. Although facebook’s messenger is probably the worst.
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Ζ’(x)=e^x and Ζ’(x)=ln(x) walk into a party.

ln(x) chats it up and has a great time, but e^x stands against a wall.

β€œWhat's the matter?” ln(x) asks e^x.

β€œI'm nervous about integrating,” replies e^x, shyly covering its face.

β€œOh, that's simple,” ln(x) replies. β€œJust be yourself.”

lol calculus

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My Calculus Professor is having a tough time adjusting to retired life.

He can’t seem to deal with the aftermath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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How do you recognize a nerdy mermaid?

She wears an algaebra.

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Being good at calculus in your later life is like...

...the after-math

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Why can't I find any decimals around here?

I just don't see the point.

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Dad: you should really take a break from studying calculus all day...

....how can you even function ?

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We were learning Derivatives in Calculus, and my teacher said...

"Don't drink and Derive."

(Obviously not my OC.)

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When God was integrating Planet Earth, he suddenly recalled his Calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

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When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I failed my calculus exam because I was seated next to two identical twins.

It was impossible to differentiate between them.

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