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A list of puns related to "Instrumentation (music)"
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
It was a grand piano.
An orca-stra.
Is it disorganised?
The sigh-low-phone.
So i can give them 4/4
But they are a major second.
Then it came to me, a soundtrack of course.
It left me baroque.
but there is nothing sounds more horny than brass
since he calls me "Tuba Good In Junior"
A tuba toothpaste.
But now they have a lot of violins
The xylobone.
They’re always a bit sharp.
The sue-saphone
I'm a registered sax offender.
One man pulled an old guitar off the wall that hadn’t been tuned in years and gave it to the octopus.
The octopus took the guitar, tuned it right up and began play.
There was no doubt that the octopus was an excellent guitar player.
The man paid his handler $50 and sat down.
Another man brought a saxophone to the octopus.
The octopus took it and stared for a bit.
After a minute or two the octopus began playing a deep and soulful jazz solo.
This man paid his $50 and sat down.
The bartender went into the back and brought out a set of bag pipes.
The bartender said, “I’ll bet $100 that the octopus can’t play these bagpipes.”
The man agreed and handed them to the octopus.
The octopus sat there eyeing the bagpipes up and down for quite awhile.
The handler began to get nervous so he said to the octopus, “Hurry up and start playing the thing”
The octopus spewed, “Play it?! I wanna marry her!"
A whorgan
It's instrumental to my comprehension.
Well, accordion to science
The store keeper said that they ran out of stock of piccolos but he could rent out a flute, the lieutenant agreed promptly.
After the performance the lieutenant came back to the store to return the flute. The store keeper asked if he was the flute tenant
No I am the lieutenant
I didn't know she had a history of violins.
Mostly because I'd get distracted if there were vocals
A ewekelele.
Then there will finally be no violins.
Kazoo tight
My friend, Joe plays the guitar pretty well, so I told him, "Joe, you play the guitar pretty well. Have you ever been in a banjo?"
"But dad, the didgeridoo is an instrument..."
"Yes son, but it isn't musical."
MANdolin
Just Harmonika
The lyre...
A Mew-sician
A tuba toothpaste.
A tuba toothpaste.
A tuba toothpaste.
A tuba toothpaste.
A tuba toothpaste.
A tuba toothpaste.
An orca-stra.
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