...we prefer to be referred to as βcomma-kazesβ
Me eating Girl Scout Cookies:
"You guys can call me Te KΔ. Cuz I destroyed these Samoas."
Wife: "Go away... "
Me: Horrible what's going on in Ukraine, isn't it?
Dad: Crimea river.
sometimes accidental puns do not work in my favor
..It's like OCD, but the letters are in the right order.
My dad is getting a pigheart bypass and I desperately need some puns. From kid friendly to severely insensitive please
Small talk.
Let me preface this with some info. Firstly, me and my father are idiots; our jokes can become insensitive if we aren't careful, as we have few filters. My parents live in a tiny town amidst a thousand other tiny towns. One of the tiny towns right beside us (let's call it Townsburg) has a lot of forest and extra land, so towards the end of the summer when it's still hot but the land is starting to dry out, it's rather susceptible to fires. The other day, Townsburg caught fire in a few different places. The town my parents live in (we'll call it Cityville) is the sausage capital of our state. Yep. Sausage capital. Like brisket and such. Our proudest export is meat. Meat is what we are most proud of. I don't live there anymore, thank the universe.
So I went by my parents house on the way home from work one day to check on my retired, sick father, and watch the news with him (something I try to do whenever I can). And what happened next, well, it all just happened so fast...
Me: "Whoa, Townsburg is on fire again. I guess Cityville isn't the barbecue capital anymore, AYO." Dad: "Nope. Looks like they're about to be the barbecued capital." Me: "...we may need to stop hanging out so much."
