I remember standing in solitude, at the end of the long landing overlooking the Pacific Ocean - this disembodied voice was urging me to jump, so I did...

I never could stand up to pier pressure.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...

He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:

"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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When you're a in the sauna enjoying your solitude when Ashton Kutcher walks in...

You just got steam plunked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhNoreallyReddit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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Why dont imperials (skyrim) have many friends?

Because they live in solitude

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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