Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...

He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:

"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPossible
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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When you're a in the sauna enjoying your solitude when Ashton Kutcher walks in...

You just got steam plunked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhNoreallyReddit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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I'm a seasoned vet when it comes to dadjoking.

I bumped into my teenage daughter while carrying laundry down the hall.

D: I've been assaulted!

Me: I've been a-peppered! Haha!

D: Oh. my. god. You are the worst!

Me: It's not my fault you can't handle all this flavor!

Now she won't talk to me so I'm gonna go enjoy the solitude and play Skyrim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammichface
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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Why dont imperials (skyrim) have many friends?

Because they live in solitude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZvKGaming45
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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