They use their Sikh leave
Heβs caught affluenza.
Jerry can.
Stop shaking the ladder!
To be honest, it's a big weight off my shoulders.
Because itβs chronic.
Itβs morphine time!
Through textually transmitted deseases.
Misogyny
Because a gritty pearl is like a malady.
"You know, one would have been enough"
They called a family doctor.
"Sorry for the sickness. Get well soon" - I said to them
He pasta way.
They are down with the sickness.
A coronin
"I can't believe she's not better!"
But youβd have to be crazy to stay there.
All week its going to be 27Β°C Im going to miss the temperature To a certain Degree!!!
ABSENTEE A missing golfing accessory
AUTOBIOGRAPHY The carβs logbook
AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do
BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage
BOOKCASE Litigation about a novel
BURGLARISE What a crook sees with
CABBAGE The fare you pay to a taxi driver
CAUTERISE Made eye contact with her
COUNTERFEITERS Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
DILATE To live long
ECLIPSE What an English barber does for a living
EYEDROPPER A clumsy ophthalmologist
GRANARY Home for old women
HEROES A guy manning the oars in a boat
HUMBUG Singing insect
LEFT BANK What the robber did when his bag was full of money
MISTY How golfers create divots
NONDESCRIPT Italian actors ad-libbing
NITRATES Cheaper then day rates
PARADOX Two physicians
PARASITES What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
PHARMACIST A helper on the farm
POLARISE What penguins see with
POST OPERATIVE A letter deliverer
PRIMATE Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
RECOVERY ROOM A place to do upholstery
RELIEF What trees do in the spring
RUBBERNECK What you do to relax your wife
TERMINAL ILLNESS Getting sick at the airport
SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does
URINE Or youβre out
It had an aPANDAcitus!
A Morose
"Well firstly your mother and I are going to pick up our prescription glasses, then we'll see !"
I said to my daughter "know what they call it if you go back for seconds?
Her: oh no ...
Me: rata-three-ille
Her: throws napkin.
It turns out she's black-toast-intilerant.
You hit rock bottom. Ill see myself outβ¦
One is in violation of the law and the other is a sick bird
An ill-eagle
at a restaurant and the waiter asked "Do you wanta Soup or Salad?"
I said "Sure, Ill take a Super Salad!"
I said "no we all seem to enjoy it!"
I call it sick sense.
-- My 8y/o with a chronic illness, after taking their BP this morning
I'm so proud
He gets tweetment
She became ILL-literate.
Ill meet you at the corner.
you stay here ill go on a head
It was his vinyl resting place
"Baste"ille! π¦
Now we just call him Phil
Jerry can π
Jerry can.
