If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly

Because communication is key

Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chizhi1234
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I made a dad joke generator

I don’t know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I don’t mind withdrawing the post. Here’s the link:

https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnebuda
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Why is christmas time the best time to make an online dad-joke filled advent calendar?

Because it's the most punderful time of the year!

Link to calendar for those who want it: https://pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_AdventCalendar2020pdf.pdf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leron4551
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Why do riot police arrive early to the protests?

... so they can beat the crowds!

Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Row199
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This sub is going downhill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
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In the spirit of sharing our kids attempts at dad jokes,

My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:

Pitcher this, you’re standing on a mound.

I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, she’s giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.

Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnionShanty
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My French friend borrowed 1,000 gallons of water from me...

He wrote me an IO eau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
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Patient: I broke my leg in three places...

Doctor: then don’t go to those places

source:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkh1638
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Did you hear about the dad that brought his doctor a stool sample?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShortBusRadio
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I hate myself...

My sister is watching this show called "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" and I just overheard her reference a joke they made.

It went something like this:

"I thought you were in Iowa"

"Iowas, but now I'm back"

I want to watch this show.

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This is ridiculous

What even is this sub at this point?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomb317
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In which state does Waluigi live?

In Io-Wah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicoOrfa
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[Meta] A survey about dad jokes

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc5GCRPiUXFzxgaJi5xIoDxiJ6LOJOvcyJ3bWXxXgJBWsWCOw/viewform?usp=sf_link

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πŸ‘€︎ u/offlebagg1ns
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(Request) Need a good pun name for a YouTube show.

Greeting punny people, I require your services to name an upcoming show on my YouTube channel.

The show will be about my first impressions on indie games that have been provided to me by developers. I need a humorous name that includes the word "indie" somehow.

Example: I have another show where I cover games over on Itch.io that I call "Scratching The Itch.io".

Thou shalt be credited for the name during the first episode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patty-Jack
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Whats an italian car mechanic's favorite food?

Car-patch-io

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaBarrelBoss
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What kind of nut pees onto his own facial hair?

A piss-stache-io.

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The content around this sub has been dry recently

https://us-east-1.tchyn.io/snopes-production/uploads/2016/01/abandoned-sub.jpg

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Not an express pun, but great pun- based game.

It's called Punfound, on android and ios. Check it out!

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My brother got me good

Bro: I don't know why they call it the stare-io, I always just listen to it.

Me: audible groan

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They were in the same damn box!

We will never know!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
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ation.

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ap9gqf/i_have_a_phd_in_procrastin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hstpeace
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I’ve invented a word to explain this joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robrodcopp
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I made a post earlier asking when a dad joke becomes a dad joke. The answer was β€œWhen it has a child.”

Link to post

But really, the truth is that it’s all in the delivery.

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My wife bet me I couldn’t make a good joke on this thread
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Breathtaking

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/c1exo1/technically_keanu_reeves_was_correct_we_all_are/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

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