A list of puns related to "IAS"
Iβve always been able to count on him.
Is* in the title.
I shared a story about a new supernova on facebook. Then my Dad and some others chimed in with this.
Here's the supernova story if you're interested: New Supernova in M82
My dad is in a care center with Parkinsonβs with dementia. He will be 75 on 3/28. He canβt have his party with the virus around and always needs something to occupy him so I thought birthday cards of dad jokes would keep him busy and make him happy. He was always a master of them. Thank you π
Ray Heng Terrace Glen room 184 3400 Alburnett Rd Marion IA 52302
Rush-ia
Dr.Dre
Dad: How'd you sleep??
Everyone: Good, and you?
Dad: I slept with my eyes closed.
Dad: http://imgur.com/M3jPjIA
Romain-ia
Grass-ias
The supportive friend: "U-K?"
The advice friend: thinland
The personal trainer: Core-ia
And the health specialist: Germ-any.
Feel free to add more.
Dad: "Last night I had a dream I ate a 5 pound marshmallow!"
Everybody: "Oh yeahh?"
Dad: "Yeah and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!"
Dad: http://imgur.com/M3jPjIA
So my boyfriend andi have been together for almosta year, and he has really spent a lot of time with my kids. We were ata birthday party for my son, and my cousin was wearing this shirt. She and I were talking and I told her she was too skinny and she was saying that she wasn't, was finally gaining weight, etc, when my boyfriend looked at her and said "That's not true, I can see your bones!" Took a second for everyone to realize it was a joke, and a room full of adults groaned while my boyfriend and I laughed.
Yup, he's definitely got a handle on the dad thing already.
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