IAS 7 Puns

A list of puns related to "IAS 7"

Request for cards with dad jokes

My dad is in a care center with Parkinson’s with dementia. He will be 75 on 3/28. He can’t have his party with the virus around and always needs something to occupy him so I thought birthday cards of dad jokes would keep him busy and make him happy. He was always a master of them. Thank you 🙏

Ray Heng Terrace Glen room 184 3400 Alburnett Rd Marion IA 52302

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👤︎ u/droppergrl
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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Which country is always in a hurry?

Rush-ia

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👤︎ u/yashrajt
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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My Dad. Every Morning. To Everyone.

Dad: How'd you sleep??

Everyone: Good, and you?

Dad: I slept with my eyes closed.

Dad: http://imgur.com/M3jPjIA

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👤︎ u/kauto
📅︎ Feb 04 2014
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Where can you find the most dangerous lettuce in the word?

Romain-ia

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👤︎ u/ShakinBacon64
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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Walking in a meadow makes me want to say thank you.

Grass-ias

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👤︎ u/Zingzing_Jr
📅︎ May 25 2018
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When obese people start to change, which countries help them in the process?

The supportive friend: "U-K?"

The advice friend: thinland

The personal trainer: Core-ia

And the health specialist: Germ-any.

Feel free to add more.

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👤︎ u/blackcat74
📅︎ May 13 2017
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My Dad's Second favorite joke in the morning.

Dad: "Last night I had a dream I ate a 5 pound marshmallow!"

Everybody: "Oh yeahh?"

Dad: "Yeah and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!"

Dad: http://imgur.com/M3jPjIA

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👤︎ u/kauto
📅︎ Apr 17 2015
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My boyfriend dad joked my cousin today

So my boyfriend andi have been together for almosta year, and he has really spent a lot of time with my kids. We were ata birthday party for my son, and my cousin was wearing this shirt. She and I were talking and I told her she was too skinny and she was saying that she wasn't, was finally gaining weight, etc, when my boyfriend looked at her and said "That's not true, I can see your bones!" Took a second for everyone to realize it was a joke, and a room full of adults groaned while my boyfriend and I laughed.

Yup, he's definitely got a handle on the dad thing already.

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👤︎ u/vogueadishu
📅︎ May 18 2014
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