My friend told me he was using sodium hydroxide to clean his pillows

What a weird thing to lye about

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sad-44magnum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What did a hydroxide say when he finally understood something?

Oh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andrius1st
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Speaking of Nickle Hydroxide

Nioh 2 got confirmed

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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This month at work, the boss gave me 2 bottles of sodium hydroxide and 1 bottle of potassium hydroxide.

He said that it was my basic salary.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Hydroxide goes to a drug dealer....

He asked the dealer, "can-ju-gate me some Acid?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siddis76
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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People does not trust sodium hydroxide

because it's always a lye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nth_Harmony
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
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What is a musician’s favorite part of the day?

12:34

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Dad helped with accounting homework

I was doing some accounting homework when...

Me: What is the acid test ratio?

Dad: States what the acid test ratio is.

Me: Thanks, I should have known that.

Dad: it's okay it's not basic knowledge.

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