I'm 17 and looking for other people to play with in my area
What's the simple changes that makes life in Tunisia bearable.
I'm not talking about huge economical or culture change but small things
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Watched a Facebook live video by Dj Troy D that included the owner of Greenleaf. Got some strain names he mentioned that maybe will help give people an idea of whatβs to come.
He did mention he cannot speak on pricing, since Iβm not a patient I canβt call and get that info.
Hereβs what I do know:
Sold in 1g and 3.5g amounts at Greenleaf in Houma starting 1/3
Mandarin Zkittlez Mandarin Cookies Grease monkey (popcorn) Grease monkey
Editing to add that Iβm hearing this is the menu for Lafayette area as well.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
20 more serial killers active in the United States. The purpose of these posts is to show that serial killers have been, and still are active in America beyond the 70s, 80s, and 90s. Hope you all find this interesting!
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-Christian Fuhr: Columbus, OH serial killer who was active in late 2001, strangling 3 female sex workers to death. The first victim was 29-year old Kimberly Rogers, who's body was found in a corn field. Later that month, the body of 30-year old Shawna Sowers was found at a construction site not far from the first victim's body was dumped. Several days later, Fuhr strangled 36-year old Lisa Crow and left her body in a dumpster behind a business. Each victim was found with a similar pattern of bruising around their necks.
-David Bruce: Another Columbus, OH serial killer who was active in early 2005, killing 3 women. Like the previous killer, he targeted female sex workers. The partially clothed bodies of the first two victims were found in wooded areas along the same stretch of road. Both had been strangled. The final victim was lured into a house that was under construction and stabbed to death.
-Daniel Jones: Home-invading serial killer Daniel Jones brutally murdered 4 women in their Kansas City, MO homes from 1998 to 2001. His crimes were gruesome and shocking, though he is very little-known. In 1998, 19-year old Jenai Douglas was stabbed to death in her apartment. In 1999, 21-year old Kaliquah Gilliam was found stabbed to death in her duplex in a similar manner. Later that year, 21-year old Roxanne Colley was murdered in her home. Jones broke a back window to get inside, where he raped and beat Colley before cutting her throat. In 2001, 19-year old Candriea White was found laying in a pool of blood on her kitchen floor. She died of multiple stab wounds and a slashed throat. Jones was linked to the murders via DNA and fingerprints.
-Clifton Bloomfield: Small time actor and serial killer who was active in Albuquerque, NM from 2005 to 2008, killing 5 people. Bloomfield had minor parts in a few movies, and was an extra in Breaking Bad. He murdered both men and women in their homes, and is fairly infamous in New Mexico, though few have heard of him outside of that state. In 2005, he strangled a man to death in his apartment, claiming he did it because the man had made sexual advances on him. Just two days later, he strangled an elderly woman to death in her bed. After these first two murders, he played a convict in
... keep reading on reddit β‘Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
