Hot tub Puns

A list of puns related to "Hot tub"

What does a Rastafarian use to keep his beer cool in the hot tub?

A jah-koozie

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👤︎ u/nsblues
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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Two dudes chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they're

Responsible

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👤︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
📅︎ May 02 2020
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What did the bee in the hot tub say?

Swarm in here!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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What is the most judgmental hot tub?

A j'cuzzie

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👤︎ u/spikey_mikey_86
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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6 Dwarfs were in a hot tub feeling happy

So happy got out

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👤︎ u/mangosmakemesick
📅︎ Nov 14 2017
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Jacuzzis and Hot Tubs...

are like two pees in a pond

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👤︎ u/justafleetingmoment
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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I was in my backyard in the hot tub last night enjoying the views of the incoming lightning storm not thinking of the danger.

And then it struck me....

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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What did the Italian say to the Frenchman that farted in the hot tub?

J’acuzzi!

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👤︎ u/proftora
📅︎ Jul 15 2018
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What do you call a hot tub full of chicken prostitutes?

A broth-el.

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👤︎ u/TheVerjan
📅︎ Feb 02 2018
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If you hurl allegations from the hot tub...

are you in a j'accuse-i?

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👤︎ u/Fishercook
📅︎ Sep 24 2014
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If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,

Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!

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👤︎ u/randomcrap1234
📅︎ Sep 20 2017
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My Father as He Browses "Funny Memes" on Facebook

Me: I'm going to take a hot tub

Him: Well, where are you going to put it?

Then he chuckles his way to the bathroom

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👤︎ u/hitthisranch
📅︎ Mar 18 2016
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New Years Eve drunk dad in training

Someone else: "So what are you doing now that you're graduated?" Girl in hot tub: "I work in beer up in Portland." Me: "Do you ever come up for air?"

Nobody got it. I fear my jokes will only be funny once I reproduce.

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👤︎ u/nadomars
📅︎ Jan 02 2014
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