If Swedish Fish were filled with chocolate and peanut butter, would they be Reese's Pisces?
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︎ Jul 04 2021
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Well I'm not spreading it
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︎ Jun 09 2021
So a few years back, my sister forgot to put the butter away and mom was chewing her out because it was ruined.
Seeing an opportunity to break the tension, I called from the living room, "I guess you BUTTER not do that again!"
Mom shouted back that my joke was terrible, but she was laughing too much to stay irritated.
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︎ Jun 27 2021
I was going to tell this really good dad joke about butter
But I changed my mind. It's just marginally funny
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︎ Jul 03 2021
Hot
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︎ Jun 22 2021
Ever hear that rumor about butter?
You know what? I probably shouldn't spread it.
Yeah I know this joke is toast.
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︎ Jun 29 2021
Have you heard the rumor about butter?
Never mind. Iβm not going to spread it.
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︎ Jun 18 2021
Going to salvage that stick of butter
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︎ Jun 15 2021
True story: My kid was having trouble with the peanut butter because the jar was too deep and the knife was too short
I tried to help, but I couldnβt get to the bottom of it
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Have you heard the joke about butter?
I don't wanna spread it.
Courtesy of my 9 year old.
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︎ May 14 2021
I canβt believe itβs not butter!
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︎ Jan 21 2021
My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
How do you measure a red hot chilli pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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︎ Jun 09 2021
Peanut butter was driving his toast when suddenly...
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︎ Jun 18 2021
What do you call it when you only have a little butter left and you use it all on one last piece of toast?
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︎ May 27 2021
What kind of monkey is made of chocolate and peanut butter?
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︎ Jun 11 2021
I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway ...
just in case thereβs a traffic jam.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
I got some butter today from my friend's cow, but it tasted just like my own!
I called it my butter from another udder.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a rum..............and coke."
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them"
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︎ Nov 13 2020
My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.
I told her she would roux the day.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
The aliens returned with a butter force.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Don't use raw milk to make butter
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?
The Reeseβs was in pieces.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
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︎ Jun 09 2021
A buddhist approaches an hot dog stand and says
βMake me one with everythingβ
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︎ Jun 19 2021
Heard yβall like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Butter fly
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What kind of fish do you put on peanut butter sandwich?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I once took a trip to Seattle on a plane in which the stewards only served candy made when peanut butter meets milk chocolate...
I don't know how far this Reese eating airline goes...
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︎ Mar 18 2021
I can't believevits not butter
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︎ Jun 21 2020
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
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︎ Jun 27 2021
I decided to throw a block of butter off my roof today...
I guess i could say that i saw a butterfly
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︎ Feb 26 2021
My first reddit for-rum sub mission
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Man perishes after falling into a hot vat of coffee
Authorities say it was instant
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︎ Jun 21 2021
What do cows call churned cream made from their half-siblingsβ milk?
Butter from another udder.
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︎ Jun 29 2021
The best bakers use real butter so . . . .
there is no margarine for error.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What do you call a lady's private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
May I interest you in a piping hot bowl of Soupdogg?
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︎ Jun 08 2021
I was going to tell a butter joke
But the margarine for error was too big
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Have you heard the rumor about butter?
If I told you, you might spread it around.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What do you call hot cereal that's gone before you can eat any?
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︎ Jun 18 2021
my hot take
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︎ May 27 2021
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Nevermind, I won't spread it.
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︎ Jul 02 2021
Did you hear that rumor about butter?
Well, Iβm not going to spread it
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Have you heard the rumor about butter?
I really shouldn't spread it...
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︎ May 07 2021
How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well Iβm not going to spread it!!!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Have you heard that rumor about butter
Well I am not gonna spread it
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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︎ Feb 15 2021
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